dude orsces 4 lyfe gimme some of that sweet sweet slash
((slash just means a male/male ship fyi))
Orsino was chillin' at his place, thinking about how much he looooved Olivia like darn dude you are really making a production out of this relax okay you don't need a relationship to be happy darnnit you are wonderful just the way you are
So anyway he was chillin' thinking about his ~Great Big True Love~ for Olivia when all of a sudden his loyal eunuch servant dude Cesario came up and was all "Yo sup my Duke how it hanging?"
"It be hanging adequately for current projected needs, now sit down and let me tell you how I want you to woo this Olivia chick I looooove so much"
"Dude forget Olivia she is a boring old lady (see I am actually a dude here not secretly a lady for vague unspecified reasons that are mainly just some peoples' desire to have dudes kiss each other) why love her when you could love me since we are totally bffs 4 lyfe and that totally means we need to kiss each other"
"But oh Cesario this is so inappropriate, I am your boss and older than you and also you are a eunuch who even wants to kiss one of those??"
"Don't even deny it you want to kiss this pretty boyish face"
"Okay yeah sure why not I just like being in ~looooove~"
And then they shared a magical love kiss and everything was slash the end.