#oscar riptide

[vampirevatican]

I’m back and I miss my husbands! Shark bait/ Riptide love interests with a gf testing lipsticks to find their perfect shade, one that looks good on both of them 😘

I don’t mind if you pick and choose specific characters but I’m hoping for Rhin💙

pookie i miss you!!! (im literally stealing them tmrw) and ooooo good one... since ik ur faves we're gonna start there uwu and add in my intrests

Shark Bait:

Rhin accepted to this “testing” with ease. Though he's never one to openly tease, that was the closest he was going to get to doing it. Honestly you were lucky to not catch him during his rut.

As soon as you both had free time the testing begun and with such great restraint he sits next to you on the couch, trying to take note of his physical changes from 20 kisses.

His eyes avoiding yours, his back relaxing more into the couch as his body goes delightfully limp yet alert. He may understand tiggy.

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼

Speaking of Tiggy, he was eager the second the word "kiss" left your mouth.

"Of course snack! Why didn't you ask me sooner, let's do this thing!!"

So eager and by only the second kiss he was begging for more. Things got heated and forgotten by the sixth kiss because he had initiated after you said, "You must be getting tired of th-" Not even getting to finish your sentence.

"Never tired of your kisses, but im always hungry for 'em."

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

Riptide:

Stryker was interested in your test. Of course he'd indulge his queen in whatever they desired, though this fascination was on the same level as yours. Was there such thing as a kiss proof lipstick?

"You'd think after the invention of such an object they would have made it so that it wouldn't have to be reapplied."

"True but, remember the greed of humans, before you lot came along we were still using money as a form of goods for services."

There's a small grunt from him as he takes your little hand mirror after you're done reapplying another brand and looking at the markings you left.

"In placement of our new system, would it be fair and comfortable for you to-"

"Yes. Raw. Next question?"

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼

You had to convince Oscar but only a little. As a classic brat and tsundere he had to make it as if he was doing you a great service.

"Sure bug, a god can take on anything. Especially some stupid kisses from a little human."

However by the third kiss he was a puddle in his bed.

"Man... I really wanted this black to be lipstick proof but, looks like i got a try ano-"

You look over to him and chuckle, gosh he looked so cute right now.

𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼

This task was more so a waterproof and kiss lasting test. After all Phorus didn't want to accidentally shock you, so in Oscar's pool you both are.

He still had great restraint but by the tenth kiss and so much teasing of avoiding his lips, he pulled you right in.

"Too much?" He asks seeing you hold you fingers to your lips after breaking such a passionate kiss.

"Never too much." You smile up at him, holding on more comfortably due to the kisses distracting from your water aversion.

[vampirevatican]

Aaaa thank you for doing the seizure one!! I highly appreciate it, helps with the coping. I mostly get grand mal which aren’t very fun.

If it’s okay could you do the riptide boys for it? When you’re able, of course!

I hope you have a wonderful day :D

of course!! tysm for waiting and the consideration you put in the ask (⁠❀ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ)人 luckily!! im on break from work rn, (2 days left to any other askers) so, here ya go!!!

Luminar and Stryker

luminar is around humans the most, so i think he knows what's going on

therefore if stryker's inane desire to keep you safe is "chain them on the bed" luminar immediately stops it and explains why

mind you, i don't think stryker in his right mind would... but i am saying it is damn near his go to solution especially since he has first hand experienced poseidon's blessing on mc

anyway, luminar does the proper first aid, and has stryker time and observe

for stryker he'd like an explanation from you, but if you don't wanna talk about it or explain he can respect and accept it

luminar would have the basics, but not specifics if you get what i mean

Phorus and Oscar

phorus... is urging oscar to stay calm and in keeping the otter god calm he's having him set a timer and walking him through moving you to a bed and laying you on your side

of course oscar is a bit freaked, but not to the point of not acting or confusion.

like os isn't dumb, neither is phorus. but as far as humans it's minimum interaction and they rarely leave the palace so... better odds than neb so they probably know

the details? not necessary. they're just gonna make sure you're safe, comfy and probably whisper and stress about if you're gonna be okay to each other while watching

come to? yeah oscar is very glad, phorus is already off to get necessities and while oscar explains what happened he also cuts you off saying "if you don't wanna tell us bug, you ain't gotta. just know we're here if it happens again."

[vampirevatican]

Building a PC

pairings: oscar, leviathan, saeyoung/707 x reader

summary: ficlet (148, 158, 166 words each... 472 total) about building a pc with my fave techies and how i think it'd go

tags: multi fanon, self indulgent, friends and lovers

notes: i really really badly wanna build a pc, i have the case, i've watched so many videos, and my brain will not cease on my fave tech boys helping me w/ the process.

Oscar

Out of the people you could ask he was the best option... but god was he being an ass about it.

"Listen it's seriously not that hard, just push up the bar and the processing chip is set."

snap

"Oscar... did it-"

"Holy shit! You broke it!! I never thought a human could be so strong they'd break a whole computer before it was even put together!!!"

You glare at him and his shit eating grin is over as he rolls his eyes. He knew you could tell when he was deliberately being an ass and whenever you called him on it, it ruined the fun for him.

"Fine, fine, no you didn't break it that's a good thing it's supposed to do that so you can put your cpu bit on it."

"Thank you for not being a royal ass."

"That, bug, is my specialty." He says with a smug and proud grin.

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Leviathan

"Okay so when adding the thermal paste you gotta douse it. Always better to have more than too little because you don't wanna ruin it."

You nod as you follow the pattern of applying the thermal paste as you've seen on most videos before pressing down the circle part of the cpu cooler to the processor.

Surprisingly Leviathan was a really great teacher and guide for this. Not because he's ocean coded but because somehow his initial fluster shifted into focus. It was less 'Me?! Really!!' and more general levi, which made you want to test something.

"So I'm supposed to just shove the ram into the motherboard when the pins are aligned, yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Like... RAM, it in?"

He hums in response but then there's a long pause and before he can look disappointed in your joke you say, "That's what I said whe-"

And there he goes, back to being flustered and thrown off while trying to get things back on track.

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Saeyoung/707

Placing in the first RAM to the motherboard you ask, "Seven, what if i break it?"

"You're not gonna break it, you're suppose to use force to make the ram click into the motherboard otherwise it's not secured."

You nod and use a little more force, pressing as firm as you can until you hear...

click

You smile wide and his smile is relaxed, happy to watch you build it and advise.

"So it's better to build the motherboard outside the case because... electric shocks?"

"Well, yeah, but mainly it's for making sure your parts line up right and nothing is wrong with the motherboard. We could easily run a test on the few parts we put together now and see if it's ready to go, if not then we gotta replace the motherboard... it's called bread boarding."

You hum and nod along as if you understand. You understood why he made you wear the grounding bracelet, electric shocks and what not, but all of that he just said made little sense.

[vampirevatican]

the royal court !! 🗾🌊

[vampirevatican]

so it's official. i love oscar now... fuckin figures. so here's some oscar and mc being besties

obviously they video game together, and i think mc could get him into video games that are narrative heavy. not bc he's got invested in the game but bc mc got really into the lore.

an idea? shipwrecked 64. i like to think that he'd love arg type games, bc it gives him the opportunity to flex his skills a little and seem really cool when he pieces the story together.

which also makes me think about how he'd be good for puzzle games or games with puzzles in them... but realistically?? he plays fortnite, overwatch, valorant, apex and other games like tht

speaking of gaming consider him acquiring games that are defunct or really hard to get because the consoles are really old and hard to find for cheap. gameboys, wii, DSI, arcade versions of games. depending on his coding abilities i think he could definitely recreate old games for free if he wanted and he'd soak in the praise mc would give him and feel extremely happy and proud because of it.

maybe it's just me... but he has 2000s kid vibes. like unfiltered internet access vibes. like if this mfer was human he'd know what your favorite martian, dick figures and happy tree friends is. now... is that why his playlist is the way it is? yes.

so when mc plays a song from living tombstone and he likes it? don't be surprised. infact i think if mc showed him bath rhymes that'd be his shit, he'd put on his headphones and just vibe. i also think it'd be cute and funny if he'd just randomly quote lines just for mc to chime in and the rest of the court is confused.

oscar: yeah, uh huh.. rnb in the house...

mc: that's red and blue not rythmn and bluuees

phorus, knowing smirk:

luminar: ?

stryker: ?

long pause...

mc: yeah right im a robot guy, shoot lasers out of my eyes. the dingle berry says to me

oscar: stfu!

phorus, fighting off a grin:

luminar, smirking: ?

stryker: !?

he may only say it when alone or during... mating season.. and it's the tail end of his heat but he loves having mc around. before mc things were kinda lonely, he got used to being alone, used to not liking humans company so much... but now there's you.

[vampirevatican]

part two of the playlists !!! we move into the flip side, riptide!

stryker 👑🍷

luminar 🐬🗡️

phorus 🪴⚡

oscar 🎮🦦

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