#oscars will smith

[severusish]

sir willard smith was really out there acting like a medieval knight and shit defending his wife’s honor like that. he was all “keep the good name of mine lady out of thine putrescent mouth, fool!” and then he strode forth onto the dais, whipped out his gauntlet and smote the court jester across the face while the crowd of noblefolk and waitstaff alike looked on with shock, awe, and horror

[lettersofanoldpoet]

All this discourse about The Slap has made me realize that we need to bring back throwing tomatoes and such like at performers we don't think are funny. Let's Renaissance-peasant it up! If all the world's a stage, then I will be amongst the groundlings, and you better hope and pray we are entertained by your silly little jokes.

[whathefuckshappening]

😂😂🤭🤭🤭😅😅

Save me a seat in hell….but this meme was funny

*Found on Twitter so I apologise I don’t have the credit 🤷🏽‍♀️

[yelloowcars]

Same energy

[severusish]

instead of “then let the peasants eat cake” it is now “then let the bourgeois fight to the death on a public stage”

[severusish]

i hope that the oscars next year will just be a straight up fucking roman arena. hunger games but for the rich. a gladiator fight, live footage. last man standing has to give all of their money to a worthy humanitarian or environmental cause, that’s their only reward —

[severusish]

[severusish]

reblog to give a will smith slap to the person you reblogged this from