#osdd shitpost

[no-one--knows]

we (singular)

and

me (plural)

[no-one--knows]

me: oh yeah, we know how many alters there are in the system

me the next day: *sighs and edits our system masterlist*

[no-one--knows]

if I shitpost about which alters would be which roles in a whump fic then do I shitpost it to the system account we share or the whump account

[no-one--knows]

existing is so weird. like. at one point I was in nyc studying art and after, I was going to move to be with my boyfriend. after that, he was gonna be famous and I was just gonna do art.

and now I'm living in a 14 year old's head because their parents sucked.

like?? what is this??

[no-one--knows]

does anyone ever see something you own and be like "I thought you hated this" but you're closeted as a system so you can't explain that the thing isn't yours and you don't hate it and you can't remember who owns and hates the thing anyway -felix

[no-one--knows]

"I'd know if you had DID/OSDD"

no you'd know if we had the DID that you see in movies.

-felix

[spookycreeturrs]

Us: The government is stressing us out brain, can we have a new coping mechanism?

Brain: Yes. See? I have one right here.

Us: And that is a new coping mechanism, right? Not a introject from the media we suddenly got really into after the inauguration.

Brain: Yes. It is a new coping mechanism and not a new introject.

Us: Wonderful!!! Can we see it?

Brain:.....*inner voice suddenly has a German accent*

Us:....thank you. I guess

[willwoobwoobwoob]

putting myself first today in the fact that I have gone 4 months without watching someone else in sys try to eat selenite or something equally non-edible