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[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

when I was a kid my best friend and I were really enamored by the very exotic concept of quicksand so every summer we used to go down to the woods near the lakeshore and play in a patch of mud that would let us sink in it up to our chests and pretend that it was quicksand. it was extremely dense and very hard to move through or get out of and we always had to crawl out on our bellies, completely exhausted and coated in mud up to our necks. lost several shoes and one pair of pants that way.

[jesting-bug]

Im freezing to death but at least they're warm and cozy and undoomed

[lemmebite]

Thank you for helping me pick a color, chat ❤️ it was a trick to also help me pick a book

[blueeyesshyskies]

Making Baran refer to Samira as ‘my resident’ for my own pleasure

[sarebearcares]

Sometimes I remember telling one of my fav profs I was dropping out of Computer Science and he was like "No! You're one of my best students!"

Friends, I scraped a 51 in his class. He pity passed me because I drew a cartoon of myself weeping into a toolbox of logic symbols I couldn't understand. I showed up to every class and went to his office to ask for help and still got a whopping 2% on a project I spent 15 hours on because, as it turned out, I AM REALLY BAD AT COMPSCI. 😭😭😭

I stared at him blankly for a solid 30 seconds after that comment before wheezing out "that... that might be a problem for you"

[aeris-blue]

Everyday is a great day to play with Lil Gator and friends!

[lilythelitten]

Introducing another of SDN’s employees: Amethyst!

Irratino’s cousin, Amethyst works at SDN because she’s got bills to pay even when Ren Faires aren’t running, and was the one to recommend him for the job of handling the ever-troublesome Z-team. This was partially done to troll him, partially to get him out of his funk, and partially because…well, the cards say that if anyone could get the Z-team into shape, it’s Irratino. Amethyst has worked at SDN for a while, long enough she knows a fair amount of the Phoenix Program’s history—but even she’s in the dark about what exactly went down that one fateful day…