Feb 12, 2024
ok seeking an artist with open commissions who is comfortable doing this but for Davy Jones and Will Turner
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ok seeking an artist with open commissions who is comfortable doing this but for Davy Jones and Will Turner
um...I did the math...so I've officially written 227,000 words of Davy Jones/Will Turner since the start of 2022...or roughly 97.7% of all Davy Jones/Will Turner content that exists on ao3....anyway....how are we all doing today.
'antis dni' ars you 12
if you don't ship turnerjones then get the fuck out of my sight
please post your full lock screen image I beg of you
(credit to the stunning visionary @m0gg3t)
Why Jones x Turner, and what kind of relationship?
my thesis
tldr:
You fascinate me so much.. Will Turner and Davy Jones? Eye opening. Who are you
let me walk you through it, anon
in Dead Man's Chest, Will Turner appears on the shipwreck, and Davy Jones experiences his first gay thought.
hmm. looking respectfully!
Will says he's going to settle Jack's debt ((by joining Jones' crew)) and Jones says....
""Sorely""? ""Tempted"" ...?
Jones has been waiting on Jack's soul for an entire decade and suddenly this fresh-faced twink shows up, and he's like, "yeah, this looks good!!"
interesting.
Jack tries to convince Jones to let Will go because "Wouldn't it be sad if Will ended up with his fiance ((who is a woman by the way))"
and Jones refuses.
As a 150-year old sea captain Jones KNOWS that Will can't sail for shit.
take one look at him.
what are you gonna do with him?
tie him to the mast and---oh
...
so anyway Will needs the key to Jones' heart (don't.) and he challenges Jones by announcing it slightly above normal speaking volume. And Jones just like, walks down the steps like the belle of the ball where I guess he was eavesdropping the entire time? Waiting for Will to say his name?
Then
the rituals begin.
there is not a Heterosexual explanation for this.
they make eyes at each other and tenderly caress dice.
and the dialogue?
Jones is so smug and weird and desperate during the entire game like "haha sorry you're going to be married to me my ship:)" WHY DOES HE SAY THIS!!!
add to the fact that the stakes of the first round are:
10 years of Will's service versus releasing Bootstrap Bill forever.
Okay! so you'd take this useless twink for 10 years over infinity years of a seasoned sailor!! good to know!! priorities!!
Will wins and Jones very sadly accepts defeat, and when Will calls him back for another round, Jones pouts and CALLS HIMSELF THE DEVIL
he agrees to a second game, and the stakes are now: get Will for an eternity or fucking die.
FUCKING DIE
GIVING UP THE KEY TO YOUR HEART MEANS YOU CAN DIE, DAVY JONES.
He agrees. He wants that man.
men will literally play dice instead of being bisexual
so Bootstrap butts in and loses, and Will and Jones don't give up anything, and Jones very smugly tells Will he can leave the ship the next time they make port (never! :) )
Will does his whole thing of snatching the key and fleeing, and Jones is mad about it for 0.5 seconds, and then?
the next time Jones sees Will?
WOW... what a quick and heterosexual mood change!!
He knows that Will is literally the reason he's Beckett's dog, and yet !!!
HE WANTS HIM BACK
and then Will starts talking about his ex !!! THIRST CANCELLED!
the gayest thing he ever did was stab Will at the end of the trilogy after discovering that Elizabeth was the one he loved.
because if he had stabbed Elizabeth then he could never have Will and Will would still inhabit the world, BUT killing Will would mean nobody could ever have him!!
and he'd be free to imagine all the silly little fucked up ways Will COULD have been his!!!
Romance is sometimes hatred and sometimes stabbing, it is also an ancient weathered sea captain cursed by a goddess hoping for one ounce of passionate pleasure from a guy who can't fucking sail for shit.
I rest my case.
( there was also an end-credits scene where Jones entered Will's bedroom in the dead of night to stand over him and then left the floor sopping wet.)