#otp funny

[the-yaddas]

Person A: *whispers* Quote Romeo and Juliet to me.

Person B: *leans into Person A's ear* You are a very saucy boy.

[otp-promptly]

A, singing to the tune of “if I only had a brain” from the wizard of oz: If I only had an asssss

B: *walks by them and smacks their butt*

[starlightinhumanform]

What are we? Friends? Lovers? Rivals with intensely homoerotic fight scenes?

[writ-ing-promp-ts]

AU Part 2

1. Both waiting for our friends to bail us out of jail and we are in the same holding cell

2. I was just trying to read my book at the park and your soccer ball knocked me unconscious

3. You live in the apartment next door and the walls are really thin and you insist on listening to music at 3 in the morning

4. You accidentally spilled your coffee on me while we were waiting for a plane and I got pissed and now we have to sit next to each other on an 11 hour flight

5. You are a dick who always takes the last of favorite sandwiches in the break room and I’m sick of it   

[unoutan]

RETURN OF THE FEROCIOUS AND CUTE, MUMBLING AND MUTTERING MIDORIYA IZUKU. lol at Bakugou’s smirk. Ohhh, Baku, you little~ xD 

[onlyterrificprompts]

Otp prompt 4

Person B is quiet and reserved most of the time, but Person A has introduced them to their favorite movie/series/novel, and they've gotten very into it. One day, Person A is doing their own thing a few rooms away when Person B starts yelling loudly, to which Person A can only respond by yelling back "You're at that part, huh?"

[bloodfreakpropaganda]

[justlookatthosesausages]

i don’t get how there’s that many fanfictions with OTPs in which one of the two magically gets younger and becomes a child for a while or something but there’s none in which one of the two gets super extra old

like, can’t you see how hilarious that can be

Person A being that sassy elder while Person B is on their phone

Person A pretending to be very tired so Person B makes dinner