#ouch okay

[kirkwallace]

Hi Lou (:

[securityunit-ese]

Watch new Futurama season and then go and sit and stare at a wall for a bit

[give-me-the-lamp]

Make believe

When we tell stories we tend to stretch the possibility of it ever happening in real life

Human: and then they flew off into the sunset

Alien 1: well that can't be correct giraffes don't fly

Human: well it's make believe so I say they can

Alien 1: but your "make believe" is impossible and will never happen in real life

Human: just let me live in a world where me and Ryan Reynolds are married okay!?

Alien 1: I don't think that's even possible in make believe land

[plut00nline]

oh

[ac4rus]

Two lovers.

Different places but love each other the same.

Full story tomorrow :)

On AO3 ❤️

[give-me-the-lamp]

Dating

What if date is a thing only humans do

Alien: Human what'd valentine's day?

Human: It's when people go on a date with their partner

Alien: date? Never heard of it

Human: well it when you spend time with someone you love and if you do it long enough then it may lead to marriage

Alien: so you spend your most of your life not only trying to find a partner but you have to take them on alot of dates that leads to you vowing the rest of your life together.

Human: technically yes

Alien:...you might want to look harder then

[bbael]

[certifiedbi]

Nothing does psych damage quite like looking through old photos and going "oh that's me!" Before realising it's actually an old picture of your mother that you're nc with