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My friend about their alien superhero blorbo: this is Clark he’s a purebred Kryptonian he’s very well trained he can shake hands and sit and he loves everyone he’s very social :) he’s the best little guy in the world and I think everyone should know it.
Me about my alien superhero blorbo: this is Carol shes half Kree I think, she’s an asshole and she bites. I love her.
Tv done right
I love how one to five Tumblr users can come up with an absolutely BANGER plot for a well-known tv show and proceed to write the whole episode out
(M*A*S*H, House, Phineas and Ferb, Seinfeld, the list goes on and on)
and it's freakin' AMAZING, somehow completely within the character of the original but just a l-i-t-t-l-e weirder. You people. Amazing.
Jobs that @wearingcrazyclothes and me might consider at this point:
#1 Deep Purple meme brainstormer
#2 Whitesnake moodboard curator
#3 Hughverdale lesbian poetry reader
#4 Sykes’ fanboys fighter
#5 80’s David Coverdale’s personal stylist
silently communicating with my sibling who is sat 3ft away by sending them posts about our hyperfixation
For @caesariawritesstuff i heard you were having a rough day, so I made this little fic featuring or blorbos and @wingedqueenlynx Flying Fox Hope you like the randomness!
Arkham survivor riddler turned to Detective nygma wuth a smug smile.
"Which lady is yours?" He asked.
Edward nygma turned to his greasy counterpart with annoyance before replying,
"My detective is there" he boasted, pointing to an attractive young woman with long pale blonde hair and big blue eyes.
Riddler followed his finger and stared at the woman who was currently pointing at two other women. Riddler instantly recognised his dark duchess, but the other woman's identity was a complete mystery to him.
Flying fox was pointing at Sailor Kitsune in a mixture of surprise and excitement.
"Wow, are those things real?" she exclaimed.
"Are what real?" Sailor Kitsune retorted in confusion.
"The ears and tail" foxy replied, eyes shining with excitement.
"Yes..."
"C... can I touch the ears?"
"OK..."
With a squeal, foxy rushed over and began to stroke Kitsune's protruding white fox ears. Both geniuses looked baffled with the scene before them.
"Who's pet is that?" Survivor demanded. Cat and Mouse shrugged in response.
"She's not a pet - she's my daughter, Evelyn" came a voice beside them. The pair jumped and turned to see a tall older man in a smart green suit and hood, carrying a long staff. The end was shaped like a question mark but it was clearly very sharp and wicked looking.
"That's your daughter" Survivor demanded.
"Yes. Is that a problem?" came the older man's reply.
"No... I've seen far weirder things" Cat and Mouse replied.
By now, Sailor Kitsune was stretched out on the floor, her head in the Flying Fox lap. The Detective watched with both amusement and serious confusion at the situation.
But before she could speak, a young man in a long grey overcoat approached Kitsune.
"You look comfortable, can I join you?" he asked. Kitsune looked up in annoyance.
"Piss off, Oswald"
That name got Fox's attention.
"Wait, Oswald... as in Oswald Cobblepot?"
Oswald nodded slightly and Foxy became furious.
"Fuck you, Penguin!"
Kitsune sat up and joined in with the yelling. Meanwhile, Detective headed over to her Edward, pausing in surprise to find two others with him.
"Edward, who are they?"
"Isn't it obvious, my dear... I am the Riddler! The world's greatest everything!" Survior replied before Cat and Mouse could speak.
"And you?" Detective looked at the older gentleman curiously.
"Edward Akino" he replied and that was all he wanted to say.
"Wait... you're not a Nygma?" Cat and Mouse asked in shock.
"Why would I be... I was born a Nashton but I took my beloved surname when we married...."
"YOU GOT MARRIED!!" Survivor shrieked.
"When did you find time for that when you should be beating the bat!?"
Edward Akino raised an eyebrow at the comment and turned his attention back to his daughter who was currently smacking Oswald while Foxy pinned him down. He gave a deep sigh of disappointment and rubbed a gloved hand over his face.
"By Serenity, now there's two of them" he groaned.
Cat and Mouse gave his Detective a look.
"Well... if we ever have children - this is what we can expect.
i respect the attraction to Thrawn, but that could never be me
anyway, heres 500 posts dedicated to Crosshair
was watching iasip in my living room and my dad walked in during “mac and dennis buy a timeshare”
my dad has a tbi so jokes don’t always hit him immediately
however.
as soon as frank reynolds appears on screen, stuck in the playground, this 58 year old man starts CACKLING like a little kid. that whole scene made him laugh so hard.
next episode: the gang unites a father and daughter through incredible line delivery
