I can’t sleep so it’s time to calmly rewatch Vsmp Pyro because that does not, in any way, have horrible effects on our emotional wellbeing
Episode one yayyy
Pyro being so desperate to enjoy the adventure, ow ow ow
Not over the way Owen sounds defensive when Pearl asks if he can swim
Pearl is so incredible in this smp I forgot she walks in like “yeah my entire family died I need a new place to live :(” and NOBODY thinks she might be a vampire. Unbelievable.
Ah yes Pyro the poorly maintained trails is exactly what you need be concerned about
Pearl and Owen’s relationship early in the smp is so good, love them so much
Saw Legs and choked I forgot we can’t stop the bleeding rrrrggghh unwellness help button
“Oh I’m Pearl, and I lost my entire family, and now I’m goin’ be living in a new place, a new life.” WHY DID NOBODY SUSPECT HER
“That’s a lot of a trauma dump.” “You asked!” “I didn’t I just walked over.” “I like it we feel close already.”
“I don’t know anything anymore.” You don’t Pyro, you really don’t. You won’t for the rest of the series
Martin, who just made up his last name: Well I think [Ren]’s lying who’s called doghurst
“I spent a lot of time watching the farmers.” “I bet you did.” Cleo can do no wrong ever and I love them
“I’m not evil. Probably.” After nonlethally staking someone is still my favorite dialog from episode one.
Pyro announcing “we did it” when Shelby walks up as he kills a skeleton my babyyyy
“How fairs the construction over here?” “It goes well!” “I’m going to lose it.”
“One cooooal. Thiiiviiing.” Apo is here because she needs to be and I love it.
“Fell the whole forest” is a beautiful reaction to seeing pale oak but I need to know the character development we missed that made him so passionate about getting revenge when a certain forest is burned…
Asking himself what he learned so far my BABY [screeching]
Oh butterball I’ve missed you
“I canny read.. :<” “That’s devastating.” “That’s… fine. It’s… it happens.”
Owen’s indignant reaction when Pearl questions his navigation skills needs to be highlighted
“If you die I’m not gonna come looking for you.” Adding to the list of reasons Pearl should’ve been sussed as a vampire we missed so many opportunities
“Then when I go missing they can all blame you.” “Yeahhhhh :D”
“I’ll know [vampires] when I see it.” Pyro says, walking out into the woods with the only two vampires in town.
“I’m so hungry..” “I have some berries :)” MY BABY BOY
I feel so sick my dumb idiot baby
I’m only now noticing his hunger was too low to run. Oh hun..











