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outerbailey replied to your post: Hey, Aniya. Happy Valentine's Day, the day of...

Taste it and find out!

But--it’s safe, right? You’re not playing a prank on me?

outerbailey replied to your post: Do you like how you look naked

(I dooo~)

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outerbailey replied to your post: happy varnishtime day, have a cookie

“Nothin’! Just take the cookie and I’ll get outta your hair.”

[She takes it, because free food.] If this’s got somethin’ in it ta fuck me up, ‘least lemme know what kinda ride I’m goin’ on.

outerbailey replied to your post: POST APOCALYPTIC PASTRIES

): harsh.

Terribly sorry.

[Poinsette is not sorry. Poinsette has never been sorry in his entire life.]

Never have I ever hired a debonair runner named Bailey for a lucrative job

Oh, never, never, kind debonair runner. If I had money sitting around to hire speedy little runners, I suppose I wouldn’t be working delivery~

outerbailey replied to your post “Sorry, mates, you gotta at least have some grey in your hair and buy...”

What if I buy you two drinks and put dust in my hair?

It would never work out. I got allergies.

outerbailey replied to your post :Hogarth, you are the most nervous person I've ever...

Look, dude, you’re more nervous than Southie ever was, and he was hella nervous.

Wh-no I’m not?! I’m nervous when ... y’know, there’s stuff to be nervous about?

Never have I ever shared my delicious desserts with s deserving young runner /:

And never shall I, little mouse~

Well, I might be kind and give you a cookie if you do a trick. But then, I might not.

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