Jun 17, 2016
- Let me turn the lights off.
- Yes, yes, please.How's that?
- Is that better?
- It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
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- Let me turn the lights off.
- Yes, yes, please.How's that?
- Is that better?
- It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
- I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family.
- There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to.
- Okay, but that's the last one.
The doctor said, "No kissing her on the face for one week." I was like, "Make it two weeks, see if I care!"
- Where to, mate?
- The Gothic Castle.
- Gothic Asshole?
- That's what I said.
Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus.
Why go to a banana stand when we can make your banana stand? Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas.
-You can call me anything you want...
-An impotent man-boy?
-I'm on to you! The Spanish lessons! If you're headed to Portugal, it's due South!
-What? No it isn't!