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I don't trust 'expert' trainers with no scars tbh

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While my significant bother has been hard at work smiting children in another region, I have been playing Rampardos Run, the greatest video game of all time.

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⚪️ Hisuian Zorua

*POOF!*

I don't even know what the fuck this issssssss lemme do some googling-

and the pokedex says I'm normal/ghost

...no yeah. that's fair accurate description of me

AND I GOT HYPERBEAM NOW BAYBEEEEE LET'S GOOOOO

this is gonna make training SO FUN

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A song that makes you emotional

Tell the angels mind their business // they aren't reaping what I've sown

Beat me down, destroy my army // break me up and make me whole

there's a lot of songs that choke me up, but i discovered this one last year and it's had me in a chokehold! Something about it really just gets to me...

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that's eatst

i literally just said i never passed the second grade

that said. uh. you're right. I'm maybe not the best with directions

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So. um. Posh Dad heard about the Psychic Incident through his connections and he managed to track me down to give me a lecture about... idk, not taking the world on single handed and keeping myself safe, that sort of stuff. It's unfortunately really funny bc

1. Popstar is backing him up 100% she is standing directly next to him and giving me an incredibly dour look with her claw on her hip. Popstar you are not my mom

2. Bentley is still traveling with me, and he did NOT expect to see a guy from his history book show up and start yelling at his adult rival. So he's just kind of radiating a VERY confused vibe as we stand outside this town.

all in all it's... kind of a nice feeling to know he cares. I mean I knew he cares, but it can be easy to forget.

...I hope he doesn't tell my partner tho