#overhear

[idverbhim]

[metrocentric]

München / Munich

[etymolo-drarry-ig]

Marlene: haha check out this notebook I got. It says “my favorite type of men is ramen” on it

Remus: haha, cant relate. The only way I like my men is raw

Marlene:

Remus, to himself: I need to stop making jokes like that. I've never had sex.

[casburtoncreates]

Overhear App

I created a poem through the Overhear ”Statues” workshop, and it’s currently on their map, recorded by yours truly, and downloadable at the Floozie in the Jacuzzi (also known as “The River”) in Victoria Square, in Birmingham city centre. Fully recommend you download the app and check it out, as there are also many other, far more talented, poets on there just waiting for you to listen to them.

[imagine-loki]

It annoys you how any time Thor has his friends around, Loki does everything to join them, even when they don’t want him around. You don’t like how they treat him, you are jealous of all that time you could spend with him, and you really start to think less of him for associating with such a bunch, but you definitely did not plan for him to overhear all that.

[youllregretignoringmeoneday]

Something I overheard at school

“I’m so gay I’m straight! I’m basically a circle!”

[giantmonster]

[wedotimetoo]

MRW we overhear an inmate talking to his family about us.

The inmate: “Yes, she’s French! She moved all the way from France for him! They met online, they fell in love, she visited a couple of times and then she moved to the US and married him!”

The family: “Aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww”

My husband: “I might have told a few people around here.” XD