Hannah's Funny Pages

The RGB stands for Red Glob of Bio-ooze (Also Red, Green and Blue).

[hannah-the-red-head]

No, the header isn't flipping you off.

-RGB

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Nami: Why are you sitting in a circle of bread loaves?

Hannah: Law hates bread. We got into an argument and now I'm mad at him.

Law: HANNAH-YA, YOU CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER!

Hannah: WATCH ME! I HAVE FOOD, A HYDRO JUG FILLED WITH WATER AND ALL MY BONE GRAPHIC NOVELS!

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Happy Independence Day in the Philippines!!!

[acornered]

everyone should do this meme and report back I wanna see what pokes y'all are into rn!!

[passionpeachy]

hee hoo

[zenilyne]

im just a girl

[bunniesofsteel]

🙃

[deathmetalunicorn1]

This was fun! They didn't have a picture of mega-Hawlucha :(

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Here's mine, put a lot of thought into it.

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Dante and Hannah @ Baines' Funeral

Hannah: This is so stupid. Why is this funeral at 9 a.m?

Dante: What's the matter, not a mourning person?

Hannah and Dante: *snickering*

Lady: Would you two shut the f*ck up and show some respect?

Hannah: Why should I? Baines was a jerk.

Lady: Hey, he wasn't all bad. In fact, he was really great at making his own country music.

Dante: Hey, at least he's still de-composing.

Hannah and Dante: *snickering louder*

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Urbain: I'm really grateful to have you as a part of our team, we wouldn't have made Lumiose City a better place for both people and Pokémon without you, rookie!

Zoro: *really confused* Wait, this isn't Egghead island?!

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Hannah: Hi Lobo!~

Lobo: -every bastich in the universe-

Lobo: *lights up* Hey Red, it was nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back.~

Hannah: Bye Lobo!~

Lobo: Bye Red!~

Hannah: Hi Lobo!~

Lobo: Hey Red!~

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Hannah: Let Spidey name five sci-fi films and I'll name five Pokèmon-

Hannah: I'll name all 1,025 Pokèmon!

Deadpool: *laughing* Nobody wants your Pokèmon, RGB.

Hannah: *crying* PLEEEEEAAASSE!!!!

[hannah-the-red-head]

Hellooo, my adorable globlings!~

Do you have burning questions about what's what and going down in the chaotic madness that is the Redverse?

Do you want to see handdrawn art by me alongside answering said burning questions?

Well, coming soon to a Tumblr near you is my up and coming Ask Page, @ask-da-sqwad!

So go and announce to the world of our new blog starring the Redverse gang, a gaggle of unique and growing cast of characters connected by their relationships to a certain red haired chaotic bean!

(ANY NSFW, CEST OF ANY KIND, DISCRIMINATION, RACIST, SEXIEST, MYSOGNISTIC OR QUESTIONS OF ANY KIND THAT IS RATED TV-MA OR HIGHER WILL BE BLOCKED AND REPORTED!!!!!

@ask-da-sqwad will be safe space for anyone looking for goofy or wholesome content. If you don't like it, then you can go suck a lemon! I'm not sacrificing mine or the comfort of others to pander to whatever nasty fetishes a weirdo on the internet has in mind. )

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See you madlads in the funny pages, Peace!

-Hannah, diving out the first floor window of a building.

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Lucci: It's a white flag, and you better start waving it now, Artificer.

Hannah: *beast mode activated* THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING PIGEON!

The Strawhats:

Cipher Pol: *having heard evrything via transponder snail*

Lucci: *pissing himself* Good lord....

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How SCPs/Foundation Personel talk about Hannah in Interviews:

PART 2

SCP-343

SCP-343: I tried to smite her once.

Interviewer: And?

SCP-343: All I know is, when I woke up, this was stapled to my face!

SCP-343: *holds up an Uno reverse card*

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SCP-035

SCP-035 (Tragedy): Did you know that I can see and hear the memories of the humans that wear me?!

Interviewer: No?

SCP-035: *haunted* NEITHER DID I!

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SCP-542

SCP-542: I MADE A MISTAKE!

Interviewer: What makes you think that?

SCP-542: *sobs* Because I locked myself in the cell with an actual MONSTER! Oh my god, I can't breathe-!

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SCP-058

Researcher: I only empathize with SCP-542 on this.

Interviewer: Why?

Researcher: Because our team did the same thing when placing a deviously sadistic, unfeeling entity with an insatiable thirst for carnage in the same cell as SCP-058!

Interviewer: What did you see during the experiment?

Researcher: *having a mental breakdown* I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE DIDN'T! WHAT SHE DID WITH THE BODY!

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SCP-939

Scientist: They're her pets...

Interviewer: THEY'RE HER PETS?!

Scientist: THEY'RE HER PETS!!

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SCP-5151

SCP-5151: She came at me with her fists, a baseball bat and the mental stability of a crazed jester.

Interviewer: How did you manage to defeat her?

SCP-5151: The duel ended when I unceremoniously punched her in the face and she woke up. It turns out she tends to start fights when she's sleeping!

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How SCPs talk about Hannah in Interviews:

SCP-106

SCP-106: *crying* She looked me straight in the face, and called me "Vecna from Wish"! WHO THE F*CK IS VECNA?!

Interviewer: *snickering*

SCP-106: WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!

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SCP-076

SCP-076: Did you know that she can fold you like a piece of paper?

Interviewer: Uhhh, no?

SCP-076: *sobbing* NEITHER DID I!

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SCP-082

SCP-082: *trembling* She told me that "Playtime is over", and the next thing I know, I'm wearing a pink babygrow and wrapped in a literal sheet of iron!

Interviewer: How did she-

SCP-082: I DON'T KNOW!

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SCP-682

SCP-682: She ordered me to bark like a dog.

Interviewer: And what did you do?

SCP-682: I barked, she called me a "good boy", and threw a dog biscuit at me!

Interviewer: Did the idea of trying to kill her ever cross your mind?

SCP-682: F*CK NO! I'D RATHER YOU THROW ME INTO THE SUN THAN TRY AND TEMPT FATE WITH THAT MONSTER!

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SCP-173

Interviewer: SCP-173 was discovered by D-class personel disintegrated into a pile of rubble and broken rebar, it's containment cell walls had "Liked and would've love to see it again if it hadn't tried to break my ■■■■ing neck! 8.5/10 stars. -Hannah" written in blood.

Interviewer: The 0-5 council has classified SCP-173 as NEUTRILIZED.

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SCP-008

Researcher: 100% LETHALITY AND INFECTION RATE MY A$$, SHE ATE THE F*CKING PETRI DISH WHOLE AND SAID "NOW WHAT?"?!?!

Interviewer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE ATE IT?!

Researcher: *stands up* SHE TOOK THE PETRI DISH! AND CRUNCHED ON IT LIKE IT WAS A F*CKING COOKIE-! SHE DIDN'T TURN INTO A ZOMBIE! WHAT THE F*CK!!

Interviewer: Sit your a$$ back down!

Researcher: *immediately sits*

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SCP-001 [The Scarlet King]

SCP-001: Have you ever been hit with the full might of a big bang?

Interviewer: No?

SCP-001: *sobbing* It didn't feel good!

Interviewer: *over radio* Call it in.

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SCP-096

Researcher: SCP-096 went from "Shy Guy" to "Wacky-Inflatable-Arm-Flailing-Tube-Man" after we locked her inside his cell for 2 minutes!

Interviewer: *horrified* What did she do to him?

Researcher: You don't wanna know...

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Dr. Bright

Scientist: When she said that she's crazier than Dr. Bright, the man himself didn't argue!

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Buddha: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put in hot water?

Jack: *spits up his own tea* Y-you were putting it in cold water?

Hannah: Sid? Answer the question, Siddhartha!

Buddha: Yeah, I thought for like 5 years that people put it in hot water to speed up the... tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Hannah: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?!

Kojiro: *offended* Why are you Putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Hannah: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?

Kojiro: *slams hands onto a desk* It. Takes. Less. Than. A. Minute!

Hannah: Bestie, is your stove powered by the f*cking sun?!

Kojiro: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!

Hannah: LIKE 7 MINUTES!!

Tesla: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes. Any less than that, you use a sauce pan.

Hannah: You're putting the whole mug on the stove?! On medium heat?! You're stove is enchanted.

Jack: *dying a bit on the inside* Every single person in this room is a lunatic.

Nostradamus: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A F*CKING KETTLE?!

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Blizzard: Attention thirsty people!

Me: Hm?

Blizzard: *adds him to the roster*

Me: *a thirsty hoe with a preference for thicc men with muscles*

Me: F*ck.

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Law: Hannah-ya and I decided to take our relationship to the next level.

Kidd: Could we not talk about you two virgins having sex right while I'm eating breakfast?

Law: What the f*ck-

Law: No! I meant we started holding hands in public, you moron!

Kidd:

Law:

Kidd: Pussy.

Law: *charges at Kidd*

[hannah-the-red-head]

Me: *meeting Alexander Anderson* Forgive me father for I have simped.

Anderson: Don't ye mean "sinned"?

Me: I know what I said.

[hannah-the-red-head]

*Ahem*

From the Redfam and co.!

To greater times and peace on f*cking earth! (please for the love of the creator, please give us peace...)