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[vsmemes]

Me when moira was released: I fucking hate this skinny ass bitch

Me now: I'm unconditionally gay for Moira O'Deorain

[crystalcanes]

Overwatch d.o.b's

Chronologically, right now in 2019, Reinhardt is 9, Ana is 6, Reaper is 8 and Torbjörn is 5.. and 76 is due next year.

[makiko-yoshida]

*Widow on our team isn’t very good*

Me: *doesn’t fuckin message them telling them to switch because I have fucking manners and I know how to mind my own business*

[hydropotato]

Most heroes who get a discord orb are like “Dammit!” as if they keep getting it but Lucio’s like “something’s not right” like Here i am skating Woah a purple ball on me what

[eldritch-cat]

What if under Reaper’s mask nothing is different except he got a red hair streak to show how edgy he is now???

[vsmemes]

I want Moira to finger me with her needle fingers from her new skin

Thank you for listening to my TED talk

[vsmemes]

Idk why but this is my new thing

Widowmaker has a fat spoiled asshole persian cat named Zagrien. He only loves Widowmaker and instantly starts purring when she’s around. He sleeps in the bathroom sink. 

It’s very awkward for Tracer who wants to brush her teeth, wash her face/ have a shower after spending the night with the sniper. Zagrien hates tracer. 

Tracer just wants to be friends ;-;

OR 

Tracer has a corgi named Oliver. When doing the do he always manages to somehow get in the bedroom and scratch at Tracer’s leg. It results in a lot of laughs but no sex afterwards. 

Oliver loves Widowmaker, and she’s very awkward around him. She hates to admit that she actually enjoys taking him for walks in the morning when Tracer is asleep

[makiko-yoshida]

Torbjorn: *turret destroyed* my babie!!!

Bridgette: *dies*

Torbjorn:.....