Jul 12, 2018
Ammand the Corsair Lord of the Black Sea
“This oxhouser, Ammand… Ammo, tis’ what I called’ im. Locked and loaded this one. A strong attraction for the perverse. Keeper of one of the Pieces of Eight: a small pewter brandy goblet he received from two outcast sisters from the Spanish Convent. Wicked harlots, hot as winks they were. Not that he could handle both, he could barely contain one strumpet, mind you. Show’s up at me doorstep with the pair, too-doo tada, far from amorous congress. And lets just say he was lucky to come away with at least one testicle still attached. All the hashish in the world wouldn't help this poor lothario forget...”
- Rex