#package tracking

[todays-xkcd]

Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."

Odyssey [Explained]

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[Ponytail, Cueball and Hairy are standing in a room, each wearing a party hat. Ponytail is to the left of Cueball and Hairy. Cueball is in the middle, holding something, presumably a present.] Ponytail: Happy birthday! Cueball: Oh cool, Emily Wilson's Iliad translation!

[Cueball is now alone, sitting at a laptop. He has taken his party hat off and put it onto a book on his desk.] Cueball: I never read her Odyssey. I should read that, too.

[Arising from computer screen:] The Odyssey (2017) Emily Wilson Arrives Friday Order [Cueball clicks order]

[The computer now says the book has left the warehouse and will arrive on Friday by 8pm.] Package Tracking Order Status: Departed Warehouse Expected: Friday by 8pm

[Cueball clicks refresh] [The computer now says the book has been swept by winds to the island of lotus eaters and might arrive around 2033.] Package Tracking Swept by winds to the island of the lotus eaters Expected: ?? 2033 ?? [Cueball clicks refresh]

[macmanx]

packages, you say

[starlightaxolotl]

I love the invention of package tracking. I hate package tracking with a fiery passion. I think it's neat seeing the route things take. I want to find out who is in charge of planning these routes. I have a thousand questions about the process. I want it to remain a mystery.

[geezerwench]

[vigorbuy]

📦 vigorbuy package update 🚚

new package exception notification feature is live ✨

now you can: 📩 receive package alerts 💬 reply through package management 📋 check message history

remember to check your package status regularly 💙

[couriertrackingworld]

United Parcel Service Package Tracking

[couriertrackingworld]

Track packages from 200+ carriers worldwide. Enter your tracking number and get real-time updates from official carrier websites.

[taperwolf]

These are the pettiest of complaints, but it's very frustrating when the package tracking shows that your shipment has reached your town, and the projected delivery date says it's probably going to be sitting in one warehouse or another for the next three days.