MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #044 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!
Somebody said they'd enjoy being stuck in a time loop, at least for a little while. And I'm like, how do you know you're not? You remember today, you remember yesterday, but do you remember TOMORROW? You do NOT! So you may already be in one. Somebody else's, but still. And if you do remember tomorrow --- man, what's that like? Is it like when you have a dream and you remember stuff from it but it didn't really happen?
Like sometimes I dream that I'm out of hair gel. Or that I have grapes in the fridge. Or that my package came in. And I remember those later like, "Oh yeah! I need to buy hair gel." or "Hell yeah! I've got some grapes in the fridge!" or "My package came in!" But they never happened. Or, did they happen, but they never happened YET? Hm?
Let me tell you fellas (and fellettes), that middle one isn't even plausible. I don't ever buy grapes. If I remember that I have grapes in the fridge, and I don't, that's on me, because that's not even usually on the table. Hair gel? Absolutely plausible. I have luxurious floofy tall pompadour hair (you can't even tell if this is a joke or not) and I could -easily- run out of hair gel for that. It's like sculpting the Mona Lisa everytime I do that. Was the Mona Lisa sculpted? Irrelevant.
And packages coming in? Fellettes (and fellas), I've got packages coming in. I've got packages going out. I've got packages in places you wouldn't believe. This is so plausible that I may not even be remembering a dream-- I may be remembering a reality that I THOUGHT was a dream! Take that, dreamscape. Put whatever that backwards-ass logic breakdown is in your pipe and smoke it. Or, idk, atomize it and vape it. Whatever you kids do these days. Actually, just don't inhale backwards-ass logic breakdowns into your lungs, how 'bout that. Do what the cool kids do-- swirl it around in your mouth to appreciate the flavors, then exhale it. Like a goddamned gentleman. (Or gentlefellette.)
