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[my0wnfairytale]

this man is so incredibly cooked probably. rip in advance or whatever

[pesterloglog]

Dave Strider, John Egbert

Act 2, page 324

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 18:13 --

TG: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today

EB: i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.

TG: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here

EB: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?

TG: but

TG: the seal on the bottle is unbroken

TG: are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory

EB: all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?

EB: try using your brain numbnuts.

TG: why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like

TG: i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous

EB: it was the 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in his juice.

TG: ok i can accept that

TG: monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters

TG: also fred savage has a really punchable face

TG: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it

TG: did you get the beta yet

EB: no.

EB: did you?

TG: man i got two copies already

TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring

TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro????

EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it.

TG: yeah

TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now

EB: alright.

[tiliac-hs-reread]

ooh between pesterchum’s versions 6.0 and 7.0 (aside the change of the interface) they changed the moods! it seems like the only ones that have been kept the same are chummy and rancorous! I assume this is in part a joke to let Dave have shades on even in app but hm. i wonder whether there are any other reasons for changing pesterchum?

[emilywithay]

[vitaecorra]

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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! BTW! It’s not ready yet but we’re moving to Comicfury! I’ll still post stuff here but that’ll be the main website! And I’ll try other ones as well! Cheers!

Also melodyburst on twitch... check me out. I’m premiering two OTHER projects there soon that’ll hit youtube after! Vitaecorra might have two sisters soon :3

[sharry-arry-odd]

There is no life here but the slow death of days, and so when the evil falls on the town, its coming seems almost preordained, sweet and morphic.

‘Salem’s Lot, by Stephen King

[thestoopgallants]

[somethingyouwant]

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