Sep 26, 2016
Word of the Day
Before you have sex, ask him to help you spread the word of the day. After sex, tell him the word of the day is Gonorrhea.
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Word of the Day
Before you have sex, ask him to help you spread the word of the day. After sex, tell him the word of the day is Gonorrhea.
Dress to Impress
First date? Jeans and a Nickelback tshirt never fails.
Cards Against Humanity
What always gets you laid? Quivering jowls.
Date Night
Tell him how much you're looking forward to the romantic night you planned. The biggest surprise of the evening will occur when he walks in to find you getting cozy with another man!
Counseling
After a fight, demand you go to couple's counseling. Tell him the set date and time of the appointment, but be very vague on the Doctor's name. When the appointment arrives, take him to his mom's house and tattle.
Score!
Keep judge's score cards numbered 1-10 under your bed. After you're done doin' the deed, choose one and comment on his performance like he's on X-Factor.
Phone Sex
When he leaves his phone, snag his mom’s number. Call her after you do it for first time.
Oh My...
Yell someone else's name. He'll be glad to know you like his best friend so much.