tfw you finally get your fast food order
(To the tune of Rin Penrose's "Golden Age")
Sounds like our chicken tenders
Have finally appeared
Our tab's so high because our dine-in order is
Right here!
Oh, we can't step forward whatsoever
'Cause our gut distention's peeking through
Might take all your spoons, but just remember
No one can bite into your food but you
Though rolling your gurney's going harsher
There's no weight loss earned within a day
'Til we see the line and reach the counter
Go on, come on, munch on with all your strength
E'en with the carbs, I cope, salt between my fingers on display
I'll still reach out again unto this dish 'til the day
I am the sovereign of my own plate!
Sounds like our chicken tenders
Have finally appeared
Our tab's so high from all these fries, we give a thousand cheers
Drink lies on the precipice, might stain the tile
Catch it!
Your menu will unfold for you, just give it a try
Set free those diet restrictions
As birds upon the wind
And watch as they return with apple tea atop their wings
Because our dine-in order is right here
Grub is glorious, notorious!
Join with us as we eat up, this food is all the rage!
While we forge ahead up to the line here
There's no use for grease upon your phone
So betwixt your struggles just recall, there's
Always a time to wipe it on your clothes
And your body's LDL accrual
Never has the right to cross your mind
Eat your wings and drown in greasy fuel, now
Stand up, stand out, stand strong and show you're wide!
Even if inside, you believe there is a wobbly chair
Then sit down somewhere new, or else request an exchange
Go eat your wings, 'cause this chicken's free range!
Sounds like our Sprite is right there
But don't fall on your face
You'll spill it out and with a shout, the tile you'll desecrate
With each serving of this meat, our wallet thins
Surcharge!
Never feel afraid to show your thanks for the meal
Let's win these eating contests
O'er rivals in the way
Gather our victories 'til everyone has heard our names
And do not stop until it's time to pay
Though the tab will climb, the best of times
Tried and true, now you can choose your brand new place to dine
"Pinguia fortuna iuvat"
If you have a bill, it's up to you to pay your way
Just one step and you've made a fart
Keep on walking forth, get out the doors
Don't pollute or stain your drawers
世界を食べるの日まで
Keep up the fight, 貪欲であれ!
Sounds like our chicken tenders
Have finally appeared
Our tab's so high, walk out the door, now we'll depart from here
Drink lies on the precipice, might stain the tile
Catch it!
MSG will envelop you in all of its light!
Set free those diet restrictions
As birds upon the wind
Clog up your heart, just throw that celery into the bin
Because our dine-in order is right here
Grub is glorious, notorious!
Join with us as we eat up, this food is all the rage!
