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Relaxing: writing to-do lists

Stressful: completing tasks from to-do list

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female celebrities always have such hairless smooth armpits, like there's never stubble, ever

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Difference between making a status on Facebook and Twitter:

Nobody comments on it, you're a loser with no friends

Nobody comments on it, you're too busy getting retweeted for your wit 

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That maniacal laughter when you realise you’re about to pull an all-nighter for uni.

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RAISINS ARE THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST

So I made a casual status on Facebook about how much I hate raisins last night.

Stuck in a house with nothing else to eat today, I ended up eating the box of fruitcake that I'd found in the pantry.

A pith from one of those wrinkled pieces of shit managed to chip my premolar.

Yes, in retaliation for my public declaration of disdain, those raisins have sought to avenge themselves.

Every time my tongue passes over the indenture of the chip, I feel like raging at all raisins. 

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Today someone said something that got me really mad, so I chucked my chocolate bar at the ground except it landed on my foot. I now have two bruised toes.

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I've been listening to these videos for two hours now.

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Hell Broke Luce - Tom Waits

2011