Ugly Crying Outside Maccas At 2am

Coming apart at the seams like the spin cycle on a washing machine.

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[dulect]

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and 

[gennyescsecsemo]

[honeymoonclub-deactivated202009]

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my heart

[decaflesbian]

THE LITTLE ONE CAN BARELY GET OVER THE WAVES

[skynohoshi]

i swear these kids must have watched one of those basketball anime

[sadisticxxpanda-deactivated2018]

FUCK

[mathsmoker]

Honestly after that what would be the point of ever stepping foot on the court ever again

[shitshilarious]

The NBA had better be scared

[reallyabitch]

[youvebeenchopped]

When your friend is telling you a story and they leave out key gossip

[pinkeblumen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[howl1996-deactivated20160906]

talents: self sabotage

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cheekybiscuits]

Orlando Bloom is literally wearing a tamagotchi bye

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

[unintentionalarry-deactivated20]

What does this mean? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! WhAT does tHiS MEAN?!?!!!?

[paintedvermillion]

Is that eye colour real??

[dave-pen]

Moist is often cited as to the most disliked word in the English language, but in Dutch it’s the most beautiful.

[academicssay]

Active voice: I loved your book

Passive voice: Your book was loved

Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you felt the need to write a book