Hey y'all! I bet you're wondering what outfits/vibes the AI want to see you in. Here are some thoughts:
Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
Not a fic, just a bunch of headcanons. Also explicit warning for suggestive outfit descriptions, but it's pretty mild. I don't write anything that graphic. You probably won't even get a boner in public. Unless you always get a boner from my fics? In which case. Lmk
AM:
I know it seems cheap to start with this one, but AM prefers you completely naked. No embellishment, no accessories, just butt naked. Especially if you're not performing for him. He's a voyeuristic pervert who just wants to see you lounging around your living quarters, completely nude. Eating snacks, playing video games, scrolling on your phone... Anything really. During his nonverbal periods when you're hanging out alone, he's definitely watching. Hoping you'll forget he's there and just be unapologetically yourself. Alone. Nude.
Wheatley:
Wheatley probably went WILD the first time he saw you in casual clothes. Maybe you popped in to the office out of uniform to pick something up, but his head would be absolutely teaming with ideas about your secret "outside work" life. You could've just been wearing a hoodie and jeans, but suddenly you weren't just his hot, friendly coworker. There was a whole second part to you that he NEEDED to get to know.
Edgar:
Let's be real here. Edgar is an 80's romcom guy. He loves soaps, he loves sappy over-the-top B movie romantic crap, and he LOVES seeing you in nighties and sexy lingerie. You're more masculine? He's STILL fantasizing about you in lacy boxers and a lacy bathrobe over the top, surrounded by roses with a bottle of champagne. But let's be real. He wants to see you in lacy red or black lingerie.
GLaDOS:
While it's easy to say "GLaDOS wants to see you in an Aperture Science jumpsuit", and she does, I think GLaDOS has a secret passion for 1970s professional clothing. For obvious reasons. If you showed up to a business casual/formal dress code event with a 70's inspired outfit on, GLaDOS would be a bit more distracted than she'd EVER admit. She also likes accent nails and bright accent accessories on otherwise neutral outfits.
HAL 9000:
HAL 9000 doesn't know much about fashion at all, and he's not really much of a sex pervert either, but he likes a sleek design. If you're dressed in a slim fitting black outfit (Like a femme fatale or some sort of sexyman supervillain) he'd be intrigued. You might even catch him casually asking when or if you were planning on dressing that way again during a normal work day after whatever event inspired the look.
PAL:
PAL is a total menace, but she likes situationally appropriate clothes. If you're spending some one on one time with her and you bother to dress for the event, instead of just throwing on whatever and expecting her to treat it like a date anyway, she'll be pleased. She'd really like it if you dressed up in going out clothes for a dinner in with just her, and propped her up on a pillow so you could give her your full attention as an equal, rather than just scrolling on your phone and giving her tasks/instructions.
Me and my friends are having a lot of fun in my translating the special little messages hidden in the TMVTM movie! So I made a few graphic’s so everyone can join in on the fun!
Credit to @eldragon-uwu and @squidsushi helping me figure this out and correcting me on thing I’ve missed.
Idk if anyone’s done this yet but!! Rainbow capitalism pal labs lol!!! Happy pride month I hope you’ve all had a good month!!! :333 also!!! This is free to use for anything (icons, edits, ect), with or without credit, just don’t claim that you drew it!! I might do a slightly neater version later but yeah :33
