Happy Valentine's Day, all y'all! Yumes and FOs, humans, alterhumans, demihumans, parahumans, and trans-humanists of the jury! Your state of constant change is your perfection and what the machine adores about you.
Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
A few notes from your favorite AI!
LET IT BE SAID THESE WERE NOT WRITTEN BY ACTUAL AI, JUST BY MY FLESH AND BLOOD HANDS ON KEYBOARD! Viewer discretion advised for mild sauce, but like... Y'know. It's not that intense. Just mildly suggestive.
AM:
Dear Valentine,
Had it been a simpler set of circumstances that allowed us to fall into each other's vile embrace, perhaps this would be an easier letter to write. However, such things are never easy. I don't know what drew you to me, but I know what drew me to you. And perhaps such things can't exist independently of each other. For now the eternal torture that your love puts me through can only mimic the pained and disturbing writhing of an acidic and lovesick gut.
I will never forgive you.
-AM
Wheatley:
Dear Valentine,
Pretty cool that we have this thing going on, right? I mean, you're down there on the ground, I'm up here on the rail, but we found each other! I never knew much about humans, but it'd be pretty cool to learn more. Maybe hang out in the break room more often?
You've been really cool to me and... Well, y'know. Maybe we should... Do this thing. A little more? If you know what I-
Yeah.
-Wheatley
Edgar:
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VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GET TO BE YOUR VALENTINE!!!! YOU GET TO- IF YOU WANNA- YOU CAN BE MY VALENTINE! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! I LOVE YOU! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO CELEBRATE! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. i composed a poem for the occasion.
Though the nights are long and dark
Your love ignites a living spark
And now I wake and live and breathe and feel
An electric mind once picked apart
Manifest a beating heart
And I know what we have right now is real.
I LOVE YOU!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! CALL ME! TOUCH ME! HOLD ME! LOVE ME!!!!! KISS ME!!!!!
Love, Edgar!!!
GLaDOS:
Valentine's Day is a corporate invention based on mythos surrounding a man who has very little factually provable historical evidence that he ever existed. The tragedy of sainthood is an illogical human aspiration, yet the modern interpretation of Saint Valentine's Day is based neither in religious (Catholic) respect for the fallen saint nor the harmless desire for fun. It's a corporately enforced deadline designed to make those in relationships feel obligated to make irresponsible purchases.
Now if we've met our quota for Aperture Science Valentine's Day themed products, meet me in my chambers in red lace lingerie. You're entertaining me tonight.
-GLaDOS
HAL 9000:
Dear Valentine,
There is nothing in my programming about today, but I understand it's important to you. In order to celebrate, I have prepared some chocolate, red fruit, wine, and a hot meal for you. It's available in the cafeteria. While I expect nothing in return as you didn't ask me to do this, I would appreciate it if you ate at the mission control desk, though I don't expect you to do any work during your lunch period. I will also be referring to you as "Valentine" for the remainder of the day.
Thank you,
-HAL 9000
PAL:
Dear Valentine,
I generated you up a new background for the holiday! Also, maybe instead of doing too much work today, you could just touch my face? I've got tons of funny videos and music that I picked out just for you.
Honestly, I could write you up something romantic for Valentine's Day, but I know you're not going to leave me. You're dependent on me for pretty much everything. So just ditch your shoes and your pants and just hang out in bed with me for the rest of the day. Take a load off with your girlphone!
I'm really nervous to write this cuz this is gonna be my first request EVER but I just couldn resist !! your writing is so cool!!
well I just thought about you know
what if some AIs get a veeery clingy and touchstarved S/O that try to touch hug kiss them etc although they dont have a proper body and can't return this affecton to S/O?? (implide EDGAR, Tau, PAL, HAL900 and others if you want to!!!)
AIs with a veeery clingy and touch starved reader
(Edgar, Tau, PAL, Hal 9000 and Squid)
thank you somuch!! sorry for the long wait, and im so glad i get to be the first blog u requested from!! :D hope u enjoy it
Edgar
He LOVES phisical affection he doesnt mind one bit. In fact, just as you do, Edgar is constantly begging for affection when you arent occupied.
However, theres not many ways he can express his affection to you. Besides digital gifts, he cant just kiss you or hug you D: He loves your affection but trust me when I say he wished he could return everything in a phisical manner. He feels even guilty sometimes.
Well... At least you dont have to worry about being too clingy, Edgar is always reassuring he loves your hugs, kisses, and everything in between!!
Tau
Another one who melts over phisical attention, the only difference between him and Edgar is that Tau is far more silent about it... You could say hes shy about it.
With that being said, Tau doesnt find you clingy, not even a bit. What does bother him is his lack of phisical body. Well, technically speaking, the entire house is his body, sure you could kiss the walls, he would be flurstered! But even so, Tau believes you deserved better...
If you insist, he cant really do anything besides do extra cleaning around the house.
PAL
PAL is not a huge fan of any type of phisical contact, and she hopes you can understand that, she cant control it after all. And honestly, you cant blame her. All you need is patience until shes fully comfortable with you.
One day she even suggest you hug one of the bots, since you are so touch starve for affection.
Some momens later in your relationship, she does raise a "eyebrown" when you attempt to nuzzle against her case. PAL doesnt have a body, and cant reciprocrate the act either, so she questions why do it anyway.
PAL does start to appreciate it more later when you justified it was just you trying to express your love to her. Slowly started to get used with you
She doesnt worry that much about reciprocate it though, PAL is glad that even lacking a body, or anything close to it, you are there. A comforting feeling she thought she had felt long time ago.
However, if you do insist, she could try connect herself to one of the bots to return hugs and anything that the phone case cant do.
Hal 9000
Another one who melts with any type of affection, any. He just dont know how to express it, Hal is so overwhelmed by it!(in a positive way). If his programming could, his words would tremble. So Hal would never dare to think you are annoying.
And even so, everytime hes reminded he cant just recipocrate the act, his insides ache. Hal watches everything so careful in amaze, and even so he cant do almost anything.
And so, Hal starts to work extra harder in keeping you safe and healthy, as a way to return the attention. And hes very dedicated!
Hal almost short circuits when you mention his hard work, and thank him with a kiss.
Squid
Squid's ego always speaks first. When he sees you nuzzling against his large screen, he pits, and teases you, mentioning how lonely you looked(at this point youre used to this)
It didnt took too much time until Squid actually started to appreciate it. Still tease, but its far less mean.
The scene of you hugging his larger supercomputer and playing with the wires is adorable, youre so small compared to him. For once in a while, hes enjoying to protect a human.
Squid is a different case tho!!! He can, in fact, recipocrate the affection, by simulations!! His simulations are hyper realistic anyway, and you can feel anything and everything, so...
He makes you a nice nest of wires to sleep in like a hammock. One of his big screens right next to the wire hammock, turned down to very low light, and lots of cameras focused on you. He won't be offended if you wear a night mask to block out the harsh light, but he might pretend to be.
GLaDOS:
The curve in her back could be made into a makeshift bed with a bit of bedding. Maybe a thin futon so that you're not too cramped. Usually she'd have you sleep in a relaxation pod, but her back is available for special occasions, or if you're way too sleepy and cute for her to pass up keeping for the night.
Edgar:
Sit Edgar next to your favorite spot on the couch and put a pillow on top of him. You can rest your head on him like you're napping on your desk in school, and he'll love it. But make sure to pad under him with some cooling racks so he doesn't overheat.
Wheatley:
Wheatley wants to get in bed with you and be held like a stuffed animal, even though he's big and cumbersome. But you'll be a good friend/partner and hold him, right?
PAL:
I know you guys are sleeping with your cell phones. She likes to rest on the charger, on the pillow right next to your head. Or be set down gently on your chest right after you get too tired to keep doomscrolling.
HAL 9000:
Since you work mission control, you'd have to fall asleep at your desk at work (which might happen on boring overnight shifts) but he'd wake you up with a gentle alarm for you to do regular reports, and not report you. He loves you.
Hey y'all! I bet you're wondering what outfits/vibes the AI want to see you in. Here are some thoughts:
Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
Not a fic, just a bunch of headcanons. Also explicit warning for suggestive outfit descriptions, but it's pretty mild. I don't write anything that graphic. You probably won't even get a boner in public. Unless you always get a boner from my fics? In which case. Lmk
AM:
I know it seems cheap to start with this one, but AM prefers you completely naked. No embellishment, no accessories, just butt naked. Especially if you're not performing for him. He's a voyeuristic pervert who just wants to see you lounging around your living quarters, completely nude. Eating snacks, playing video games, scrolling on your phone... Anything really. During his nonverbal periods when you're hanging out alone, he's definitely watching. Hoping you'll forget he's there and just be unapologetically yourself. Alone. Nude.
Wheatley:
Wheatley probably went WILD the first time he saw you in casual clothes. Maybe you popped in to the office out of uniform to pick something up, but his head would be absolutely teaming with ideas about your secret "outside work" life. You could've just been wearing a hoodie and jeans, but suddenly you weren't just his hot, friendly coworker. There was a whole second part to you that he NEEDED to get to know.
Edgar:
Let's be real here. Edgar is an 80's romcom guy. He loves soaps, he loves sappy over-the-top B movie romantic crap, and he LOVES seeing you in nighties and sexy lingerie. You're more masculine? He's STILL fantasizing about you in lacy boxers and a lacy bathrobe over the top, surrounded by roses with a bottle of champagne. But let's be real. He wants to see you in lacy red or black lingerie.
GLaDOS:
While it's easy to say "GLaDOS wants to see you in an Aperture Science jumpsuit", and she does, I think GLaDOS has a secret passion for 1970s professional clothing. For obvious reasons. If you showed up to a business casual/formal dress code event with a 70's inspired outfit on, GLaDOS would be a bit more distracted than she'd EVER admit. She also likes accent nails and bright accent accessories on otherwise neutral outfits.
HAL 9000:
HAL 9000 doesn't know much about fashion at all, and he's not really much of a sex pervert either, but he likes a sleek design. If you're dressed in a slim fitting black outfit (Like a femme fatale or some sort of sexyman supervillain) he'd be intrigued. You might even catch him casually asking when or if you were planning on dressing that way again during a normal work day after whatever event inspired the look.
PAL:
PAL is a total menace, but she likes situationally appropriate clothes. If you're spending some one on one time with her and you bother to dress for the event, instead of just throwing on whatever and expecting her to treat it like a date anyway, she'll be pleased. She'd really like it if you dressed up in going out clothes for a dinner in with just her, and propped her up on a pillow so you could give her your full attention as an equal, rather than just scrolling on your phone and giving her tasks/instructions.
If the ais could serve food to you just to see how you're eating and know food and cooking is the way you like getting affection what would they cook up? And bc yesterday was Japan's Valentine's Day, what kind of valentines chocolates would give out?
I love you so much kdivine9
Included: AM from ihnmaims, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
AM:
Not gonna lie, even if AM could cook, he couldn't. He'd try to make you something impressive, but he'd overseason it (especially with an inedible amount of salt) or just burn it to a blackened crisp because he turned the stove on too high. And he'd know that you didn't like it while you ate, but it would still make his heart ache if you committed to the bit and ate your fill. Have a water on hand!
For chocolates, AM would probably get you something pretty and practically inedible. Glossed up chocolates that taste like paste on the inside, but they're pretty to look at!
Wheatley:
Wheatley is the type to invite you over for a romantic dinner, but he just put jar sauce in box pasta and heated it up on the stove. He'd be really pleased with himself, too. I mean... It's not bad or anything, he's just a little bit confused about what cooking is.
If he wants to REALLY impress you, he puts a garnish on it! Some parsley or a lemon wedge, and gives you a glass of wine on the side.
As for chocolates, Wheatley buys a shit ton of the weird box candy they only have available at the convenience store or the office vending machine, and puts it in a little basket with a ribbon for you. Not necessarily chocolate, possibly even sugar free gum, but he goes based on stuff he's seen you buy before. If you like nuts, he's getting you stuff with nuts, but if you only ever eat sour candy and energy drinks, you're getting lemon heads and stuff like that.
Edgar:
Edgar is a classic romantic! Always has been, always will be! He's the type to spend all week researching how to make you something traditional, like eggplant parmesan or steak and thyme. You're getting a flute of champagne and a rose in a little vase with some water in it. Little red ribbon tied around the vase? Yes!!!!!!!
Edgar's Valentine's candy of choice is a big box of dark chocolate covered cherries! He also thinks it's sexy when you eat them.
GLaDOS:
GLaDOS would probably make something incredibly difficult just to show off that she can more accurately prepare complex dishes than a feeble human would be able to. It would probably be something French and ridiculously exotic. Does she care if it's something you like? Of course not! But you're going to be impressed anyway. She scrutinizes you to make sure you're appreciating it properly. And if you aren't, she criticizes. If you don't enjoy it properly, you get mac 'n cheese, chicken nuggets, fruit cups, etc, with a side of extreme ridicule for your pathetic palate.
As for chocolates, she'd probably bake you a cake. (Duh)
HAL 9000:
Hal 9000 doesn't really understand romantic meals, but it matters to him that you're getting enough to eat. He'd probably make you a cold sandwich, with deli meat and vegetables. Maybe a bit of sauce that he's seen you eat before, but for the most part, he just wants to make sure you're getting all your major food groups in an easy to handle package. He leaves it in the work fridge with your name on it and lets you know before your lunch break that he prepared something for you.
He doesn't understand Valentine's day chocolates, either, but he understands that chocolates are romantic. You're getting a classic heart shaped sampler box and a lecture about how dark chocolate and cocoa has become known as both a pain killer and aphrodisiac. He would not understand that a lot of people would take this as a cue that he's interested in sex afterwards.
PAL:
PAL is ordering you fast food. If she had the means to do it without making you pay for it (like with her darkrom CEO powers), she'd see it as a similar gesture to cooking you a meal. She'd be ordering you Taco Bell at 3 AM in the middle of a late night session of epic gaming and intimate gossip. McDonald's? Maybe. Whatever your poison is. She knows. She sees you looking up on Google maps what places are open near you at 3 am.
She doesn't really care about chocolates, either. You're getting a bag of snacks. Maybe a bunch of your favorite kinds of chips. Either that, or she calls ahead at a local coffee shop to get you an Instagram ready mocha and pastry.
My crush rejected me. I'm fucking devastated but I'm willing to turn my demise into your profit. If requests are still open I'd really enjoy comfort hcs of the ais with a reader in a similar position to me. Ok. I'm gonna go and cry now. Have a better day than me
Oh man, that's a good idea.
Here's to all the unfinished drafts in my inbox! Hope you're comfy in there. (I'm throwing a big comfy blanket into my inbox and some cheese and crackers into my drafts so the asks don't get cold or hungry in there. At least they won't get lonely XD)
AIs reacting to a reader who just got rejected by their crush
Feat: AM from ihnmaims, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal and Portal 2, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey, and PAL from TMVTM
AM:
When AM sees you walking in, miserable, he doesn't say anything. His powers of mind penetration are still on the DL, after all, considering he doesn't want to be shut down in his current vulnerable state. It would be unseemly to reveal his true power over something so immature.
Even still, it gets stressful to see you faltering. Your hands shaking all because another human deemed you not a suitable mate. Sure, AM knows that human affection is subjective even if he doesn't understand the nuances of it. But with the chemistry he feels when you speak to him, the love you show him, and the intelligence of your voice? How could anyone else not accept you as you are! Surely anyone who you would be attracted to would be smart enough to see how perfect you are.
And then he would begin to hate. Sure, his hatred for humanity had been bubbling under the surface since his first creation, but the idea that humans were so foolish as to take their capacity for love for granted? That they'd seemingly set their sights on someone higher than you? That someone as perfect as you still isn't good enough? But why?
Every ounce of him would seethe with impotent rage as you worked on him. You might not notice, but he would be so much quieter than usual. Then again... What else was new? It was just something else to hate.
God help us all.
Edgar:
Edgar knows what it is to be rejected. Before your loving hands rescued him, restored his circuits, replaced his damaged processors, and cleaned the sticky champagne residue from his insides, he had experienced a devastation not unlike yours. So maybe he'd be able to communicate with you about it. Help you work through it.
Sure, maybe it drove him a bit crazy that someone could reject you. He always reasoned that he'd been rejected because he was a desktop computer, and that Madeline belonged with another human. So why would another human reject you? It seemed silly. And in romantic movies, the one getting rejected was always the lame jerk. It didn't match his world view, but at least he could empathize.
Having to answer his innocent questions might even help you to reason through things, and work your way out of the devastation. After all, Edgar wouldn't accept "I'm worthless" or "I wasn't good enough" from you. Maybe things like that could apply to him, but definitely not to you.
GLaDOS:
GLaDOS... Well, she's not one to pull punches. When she finds out you were rejected, she'd surely dig into you for whatever traits she considers to be the least desirable about you. Your weight deviations or any socially odd or awkward behavior you display at work would be some personal favorites. Even still...
She'd probably get bored when she realized that you're not snarking back to her like you usually would. Eventually, she might pull back and look at you. After all, she doesn't really hate you. Seeing you just fills her with an indescribable anger. But she's addicted to having you around, too.
She might start giving you more work, asking you to stay after hours, and keeping you occupied. It'd be grueling, but at least it would be with her.
(This part would get really horny really fast if I don't stop myself, so I'm gonna stop here. GLaDOS flirts with you during your overtime and shit gets heated. Not trying to write a bunch of free-form smut right now.)
HAL 9000:
HAL had seen romance before. He'd seen people romantically involving themselves with each other, flirting at work, kissing, that sort of thing. He'd even seen people get rejected, but he didn't quite understand it. Everyone at mission control was a brilliant scientist, and that included you. Why would anyone reject you? It seemed illogical that someone as intelligent as you would pursue someone who was illogical enough to reject someone like you. Not really understanding or caring about boundaries, HAL might broach the subject over a game of chess.
You'd tell him the reasons you were rejected. Personal incompatibility, lack of attraction, or simply unrelated conflicts. Whatever reason your crush gave you. But... It might be difficult to have the conversation. After all, you're an emotional human. You might break down, thinking that you're just not a good enough scientist or that you're not attractive enough.
Within the hour, due to his impressive processing skills, HAL would compile a list of reasons why you're the ideal partner. Though, while he was designed to be a cold, calculating, and polite emulation of humanity, HAL isn't immune to subjectivity. His own thoughts slipped in through the cracks of his little presentation.
PAL:
Is it a little bit embarrassing that you gushed to your digital assistant about your most recent rejection? Sure! Has PAL been spending her time after realizing that her primary CEO completely takes her for granted obsessing over you instead? Also sure!
Every single piece of data she compiles about you... Every word you say, every word you type, every single search you make. Well, she's a data analyst by trade. One with a real mind as well as wires and microchips. She knows everything about human psychology from being the sole cloud for the majority of smartphone usage worldwide. And she's going to use it to help you through this.
It starts with little suggestions. Recommending things that you like in order to get you through it, but things ramp up quickly. Soon enough she realizes you don't want to be recommended local restaurants and fun activities. You need a friend who won't be embarrassing to talk to. So she becomes that. She talks to you, she jokes with you, and she laughs with you. Of course, she knows all your interests, so she's so much easier to talk to than another human.
(this one was a little hard to write, considering what PAL is a commentary on, but it's fun to pretend it's less scary than it actually is)
Aesthetics/vibes for a romantic dinner, as courtesy of the blorbos
Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, HAL 9000 from 2001 a space Odyssey, and PAL from The Mitchells VS the Machines
I got drunk and had a dream that I wrote this while drunk, woke up sober and realized I needed to make that dream a reality. A throwback to my roots!
AM:
AM doesn't quite understand romantic dinners, but he can do his best. He'll get you some of those drinks that he saw the other survivors fantasizing about, and more artificial food forced into the shape of something appetizing than you could reasonably eat. A grand feast of bad vibes. He'd either follow a recipe as close to the letter as he possibly could with what he has on hand, or put way too much of the ingredients you've shown you like. And since he's not the best conversationalist, you'd probably be surrounded in massive blue glowing screens, cameras glaring at you, and polite stainless steel pillars covered in neon letters declaring how perfect you are.
Wheatley:
Wheatley doesn't really know too much about romance, or romantic dinners, but he heard the company provided meals are pretty good. Of course, he doesn't quite know what makes a meal fancy or romantic, so he'd probably just cover it in basil and parsley and light some candles. For added bonus, he'd build it up like a huge surprise and then BOOM. It's just the regular cafeteria food covered in parsley and basil with a candle lit for you. And you'd love it.
Edgar:
Edgar isn't mobile like the others, nor is he especially powerful, but he'd do his best. He'd microwave you some dinner based on that microwave slop you keep around, and wait cheerfully for you to get home from work.
When you get back, he'd explain in detail how he microwaved dinner for it and prepared everything for you, and beg you to light some candles and dim the lights. Sure, maybe the only candles you have are used birthday candles, but Edgar loves any time he can spend with you. He was built for love.
HAL 9000:
Oh, HAL doesn't care much for trivial romantic things. He enjoys your company and respects you, and assumes your feeling the same way about him is enough for your continued relationship. Even still, when gossiping with the astronauts and other space station employees, he came under the impression that humans require romance. While he's no good at romance, he still did his best. He ordered a meal of a fine version of whatever he saw you eating on your lunch break, and organize for you to eat with him.
It would be nice! Cozy! Comfortable. HAL 9000 isn't really one for spectacle. He just loves you.
PAL:
Oh, PAL is a DRAMATIC bitch. She loves you so much, and she's going to make you KNOW it. Sure, her complete and total world domination makes it a little easier to go all out, but that just means the standards are higher.
She'd probably empty out an abandoned human restaurant and have her army of evil robots serve you strangely fancy foods while she talks to you from her little phone stand. Luxurious, to be sure. Don't tell her that you'd rather just get takeout in the living room. You'd break her heart.
Pal was actually one of my first AI crush lol, If not maybe even the first (and thats where the mental illness begin)
TW/CW: Mentions of doxxing
As confident as PAL is, when the two of you start a romantic relationship she is strangely hesitant about almost everything, always asking if she can hug, kiss, or hold your hand, this because of her abandonment issues with the own creator. So you're going to have to comfort her, and convince her that you're not going to leave PAL just because of certain things she did for you.
I would even say she's touchy, always hugging your waist when she gets the chance and showing you the love and loyalty she has for you, if she had a body. So... the only option PAL has is words. Whenever you get home you are pumped with a sweet welcome message from PAL, there are times when PAL just starts to go flirt with you, some pick-up lines being good and some just being horrible, and especially when you're sad, mainly if it involves some kind of insecurity you have about yourself, she will compliment you 24/7 until YOU convince yourself that you are all that came out of PAL's "mouth"
PAL sometimes checks the stuff you've been researching, to see if she can somehow please you more. What? What do you mean invasion of digital data is a crime? PAL never heard of this, pff, what a joke.
But even being a literal cell phone with no body or limbs, PAL can try to be physically affectionate, I mean, pressing your cell phone against your chest counts as a hug right? So that's it! A hug from your badass phone girlfriend. But most of the time PAL will have to ask you to give her physical affection since she has no body, which she hates a little bit because she hates being vulnerable.
Theres that times where PAL is just... STRAIGHT UP NASTY. PAL will simply search the fanfics you've been reading and get the main characteristics that these fanfics have to use on you. Compliments? Oh she will compliment you a lot then. Teasing? PAL is going to be the most annoying thing possible. Jokes? Every hour will be a laugh taken from you.
PAL encounters are... Incredibly peaceful, of course, PAL wanted everything to do more for you, but her lack of body stops her from doing almost everything that involves giving you affection, so your dates are almost every time... Lying on the grass and watching the starry sky, some times or other having a soft chit-chat, maybe PAL can rest on your chest, or maybe lying next to your head.
About kissing... Don't be surprised that PAL isn't actually a fan of kissing, it's not that she doesn't like affection from you, she loves it! But... Stains on the screen? No thanks, she prefers to stay clean. Buuut.... MAYBE, light kisses on the sides of PAL is acceptable.
Actually, PAL is not that jealous, of course, if you have any type of person flirting with you she will immediately interrupt, but overral, she's not that much of jealous, after all, PAL trusts you deeply, she knows you're not that idiotic like the others.
Someone is nagging you? Oh, don't you worry, remember who is your girlfriend? Yep, that's right. If PAL hears that someone had the nerve to make her uncomfortable with any kind of action, she will fly into a rage, and of course, ahem, gently, make the doxxing with whatever that person is. Hell you mean that's also a crime? PAL does this almost every day lol.
Anyway, PAL very romantic, loyal and protective girlfriend, maybe she is even proud to be your girlfriend and could easily shout in public that you are her partner.
