Sep 12, 2025
pyrrha dve and palamedes “cougar bait” sextus
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pyrrha dve and palamedes “cougar bait” sextus
They're new parents. They're widows on the rebound. They're trapped in the wrong bodies. They're t4t (unrelated). They argue over breakfast proteins. They've almost certainly danced under the light of a murdered planet. They're roughly a third of a burgeoning terrorist cell. They have a 9,980-year age gap. They met at the perfect time. They just missed each other. They even got to kiss goodbye.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Rated E (18+) | 4.8k words
“I’m not a child, Pyrrha,” he says. Cam’s face is pulled into a scowl, and you like the way the skin between his eyes furrows. It’s different from how Cam does it, and you think it’s cute, and painfully endearing. “I’m—shit. I’m twenty-two, if you count the years post-mortem. Twenty if you don’t, and House age of majority is eighteen regardless.” “I was twenty-two long before the Resurrection, ten thousand years ago,” you reply. The eggs you’re trying to cook sizzle. “You’re too young for me, Sextus."
This fic was written for Fandom Trumps Hate 2024 (@fandomtrumpshate) as a gift to thank @beyoncesfiancee for her donation to Palestine Children's Relief Fund.
FEATURING:
Pal/Pyrrha, ft background Cam/Pal/Pyrrha dynamics!
What if we were both stuck in a body that didn't fit our gender OR necro/cav alignment.... and we were both on New Rho👉👈!
Notable Cougar Hunter Palamedes Sextus!
Psychosexual roleplaying AND bad meals!
Background Nona antics!
Wild speculation on how DIY hormones might interact with a Lyctoral Body!
The ever present shadow of grief!
the fic i received for the 2023 TLT holiday exchange is INCREDIBLE; i can’t recommend it highly enough!!! i asked for campalpyrrha that’s just as logistically and emotionally complicated as it is in nona the ninth, and my author delivered in SPADES.
come, dearest heart
rating: E | words: 20.1k | chapters: 1/1
summary:
In Canaan House, Palamedes Sextus unwillingly ascends to Lyctorhood in order to put an end to Cytherea the First's rampage. He's left heartbroken, grieving, and terribly, terribly lonely.
His mentor, Gideon the First, is hot and cold, switching moods on a dime, and the former Reverend Daughter has a seemingly permanent subdural hematoma. And then there's the blackouts. And the memory loss. And Harrowhark insisting that she's seen Camilla.
He wants desperately to believe her. He isn't sure if he can.
pyrrha dve slipping into camilla hect's cunt, waiting to see who wakes up to her
The tragedy of Pyrrha Dve is that she should be the one that got away for a string of beautiful women miles and miles long, but instead she's always the one left behind.
Sorry but why the fuck were they flirting here 😭 Guys your kid is dying
The people Pyrrha love just keep having the same three arguments until the end of time, don't they.