Pamoda not having the greatest time
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Pamoda not having the greatest time
Revelry Season Characters in the Wishing Woods
The one joy that 1.5 has brought me 🥰
I only looked in the more populated locations, so I haven't scoured the wild parts of the Wishing Woods. Though some of them I apparently walked past at some points and just didn't see before I took a second look in that location...
Arubida appears to be an event exclusive character, since he also appeared in the Shooting Star Season quests, so he does not appear in the Wishing Woods.
Alibo also does not appear as they were the minigame facilitator.
I am unsure if some of them appear or have different dialogue if you haven't done Revelry Season quests (I'll check when I eventually get my alt here).
Image heavy so under a cut ⬇️
trc accurate book titles
the raven boys: your roommate isn’t lazy he’s just dead
the dream thieves: are u into him or his counterfeit mitsubishi dealership?
blue lily lily blue: scrying into the netherrealm on a budget
(bonus! are u being possessed by the vengeful spirit of an immortal welsh princess or are u just being weird, bro?)
the raven king: neglected millennial housewife immolates the fabric of reality in service to a demonic wasp in between salon appointments
call down the hawk: a 300 page ad for potomac river hikes
somehow when I first read the lunar chronicles I had the impression that cinder was the long suffering one aboard the rampion, but I’m rereading them and now remember that cinder and thorne are in the background being an idiot duo with 1 brain cell between them 90% of the time:
they are always wearing matching outfits (prison uniforms then military surplus)
while scarlet and wolf are having personal moments, cinder and thorne are sitting on the crates playing cards and complaining to iko that the other person is cheating (“I am not cheating!!!1!”)
cue: them running from the cops at full speed screaming “IKO OPEN THE DOORS!!!” every two weeks
dropping their unconscious friends on the ground and doubling over panting bc they’re not fit enough for the Fugitive Rebel Lifestyle
huddling over émilie when recovers from fainting like ok hello how r you I know she has a robot arm please don’t scream
physically pushing each other out of the pilot’s seat when they’re video calling cress
thorne following cinder around the rampion swooning and fanning himself and going “dreeeaamy prince kai and his heavenly chocolate brown eyes...”
cinder sitting on her bunk bed in the dark chanting “hide rampion...u cannot be seen...u do not exist” and thorne believing it worked
cinder and thorne doing a slow turn to look at each other when cress reveals she’s been redirecting radar signals to hide the ship for weeks
constantly poking and elbowing each other and leaning on the other’s chairs and slumping down on the crates together
thorne taking both hands off the steering wheel for a hug and the ship dramatically veering to the right
“at least we have each other!”
continuing my reread of the lunar chronicles, here’s cinder & thorne are idiot bffs & partners in crime part 2 (bc they get even more dumb and even more dramatic in cress and winter)
thorne wandering blind through the sahara desert assuring cress not to worry bc cinder will totally rescue them
cinder falling up the stairs trying to get to thorne when she finds out he’s still alive, crushing each other in a giagantic hug and then immediately calling him a jerk, and asking when he had time to take a mistress (“hey, don’t talk about cress like that”)
“was it fate that brought us together captain?” “no, I’m pretty sure it was cinder”
kai being jealous of thorne from the minute he and cinder escape from prison to the second he witnesses the CHAOS of cinder and thorne actually interacting in person
tHe vEnEzuAliAn dReAm DoLLs
plastered side by side while a gunfight ensues outside whispering “you should hide!” “so should you!!” to each other while neither moves
“never once has adri seen cinder as she was. as kai saw her, and thorne and iko”
thorne diving into artemesia lake to rescue a drowning cinder, scooping her up and proceeding to slap her around and yelling “cinder stop slacking off!!” with extreme panic
snickering together over thorne’s levana impression
thorne suggesting they pour rice into cinder’s head to get the water out bc it worked on his portscreen once
cannot BELIEVE I forgot the final dramatic confrontation was cinder fighting levana 1 on 1 with thorne tied up and hung over the edge of the lake for leverage like a damsel in distress
cinder’s first request as queen of luna to all the earthen leaders is “remember when I broke myself and a prolific criminal charged 10 to life in 3 countries out of jail and took him on as a fugitive accomplice to my coup d’état? if I promise u he won’t steal anything else will u forgive him?”
dumbass revolutionary energy from everyone is planning a surprise ‘congrats on ur successful armed rebellion and guerilla coup’ party, baking a whole cake, and then forgetting cutlery and all 8 of them having to eat off of jacin’s 1 guard dagger in cinder’s closet
last but absolutely not least, I still cannot believe cinder and thorne HIGH FIVED at CINDERS CORONATION......every citizen on earth and luna watched as these 2 dumbasses were on the run for 6 months and then tuned into the most watched net feed of the 3rd era to see earths most wanted criminal duo fist bump over the lunar throne....god I love them
is this a good time to remember that emperor kai, intergalactic heartthrob, wears his portscreen clipped to his belt and is the eastern commonwealth’s foremost conspiracy theorist
we should have all known how extra will’s dad was gonna be from the beginning bc what british dude named “john parry” needs a believable alias and pulls the name “stanislaus grumman” out of thin air
rereading the subtle knife and it KILLS me that stanislaus grumman was scheming with asriel from the first time they met bc of “he had a daughter of whom he was very proud, and he showed me her picture” and also bc after asriel finished gushing about lyra what was his elevator pitch?? ok so im going to wage war on god as lucifer reborn and to get the ball rolling on that u don’t happen to know where i could acquire a severed head that kind of looks like you?