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Me: Look! I made my cauldron look so much better! It's all shiny now!

Fine shyt: Invite me over. Imma lick it.

Me: . . . Pause?

Fine shyt: You seasoned it. I'm tryna taste the minerals

Me: Okay you're being way too pansexual right now I'm gonna need you to reel it in

Me, to myself in the mirror: are you panic? Cus you’re the only pan I see *cries in pansexual*

You telling me a pan fried these noodles?

OH MY GOODNESS *wipes away a tear* we did it kids!

America is super duper gay!

This is everything I’ve ever wanted in life!🥰

Since being pan means you're one a scale of magical girl to emo/punk, I made an emo magical girl .

four letter word

Pan Roommate: *misses something* Fuck.

Me, Ace Roommate: Not in this house!

Pan Roommate: Uh, yes in this house, just not in the living room, we talked about this

when sam is looking for dean and cas in the bunker

#pan humor