#ace jokes

[cade-space]

Martin: Are you fucking with me right now?

Jon: The only thing I'm fucking is stupid so no

Martin: *sighs* You are not stupid.

Jon: No yeah I know, I just said it for the joke

Martin: ... The ace joke?

Jon: Ya it's pride month

Martin: ...

Jon: Happy pride mon-

Martin: We're in a fight right now

[anxietyfrappuccino]

hello, fellow aces! choose your plot, i guess??? *ੈ🐉 ༘⋆໋✧˚*ੈ🐉 ༘⋆໋✧˚

slay the dragon...!

befriend the dragon :D

I AM the dragon

Voting ended onJun 13

[randomvoices]

Sex? No, I'd rather [unintelligible noise that worms into your brain and festers in your thoughts, consuming your every waking hour until it is all you can think about and it's driving you mad]

[asexual-in-distress]

Anyone else? No? Just me? （−＿−；）

[aromanticduck]

Me when my allosexual mutuals reblog nsfw art:

[gor3sigil]

Me coming out as asexual: I named my bits "the allegations" the way I don't beat'em.

[asistanttothewallflower]

One of my favorite things to do as an ace is say “x is better than sex” bc the responses I get are

Ppl who don’t know me: Damn that’s a high bar

Ppl who know I’m ace: damn that’s a low bar

My besties: bitch that could mean fucking anything

[transgarlicbreadlover]

I don't understand Allosexuals, like someone is good looking and therefore you want to be naked with them in bed??? I'm still convinced all allosexuals are just committing to a worldwide bit and that they're all lying.