#pancakeonceler

[thatonegayturtle]

All in favor of voting Pan for cutest onceler raise your hand. *chops off arms and regrows them like spongebob like 59 times then raises them all*

[thatonegayturtle]

SCREEEAAAAAAAAAAMS HE'S BACK. PAN'S BACK. YOU DONT KNOW HOW LONG IVE WAITED FOR THIS. FUCK YEAH. WOOOOOOO. IM GONNA FHCKING CELEBRATE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[askmissgreed-blog]

-steals greed's boxers-

Greed: “Sorry darlin’, I left those at Pan’s house.~” he chuckled.

[ask-oddrey]

Mmmhm. Well, I should be going. It was great talking to ya, and I'm glad I made ya feel better. See ya around the pond, Audrey. Feel free to stop by if ya ever happen to want, or need, to. -flaps his wings and lifts off, taking to the sky (un)gracefully-

She smiles. “I definitely will! See you soon, Pan, and take care. And thank you so much.” She waves as he takes flight, then turns and heads inside. 

[ask-oddrey]

Exactly! That's a motto I know well. And I hope we can be good friends in the future too. It's great to make friends.

She smiles warmly. “Yes, it is good to make friends. And I feel the golden rule is a nice motto to keep in mind, and try to live by, because everyone could use a little kindness, and in return, give him back. It keeps some of the darker sides of life at bay, I like to think.”

[ask-oddrey]

Eh, well, I try to be nice. I mean, yeah I lose my cool once in a while. But, I try my best to be a nice guy. Er, pony. And thank you. You're a sweetheart yourself, Audrey. It's great to meet you too.

Heh, yeah… I have a temper, too, but I try to be as kind to others as possible, because it’s the golden rule, right? “Treat others the way you would like to be treated.” So that’s what I try to keep up on doing.

A-and thank you. It is great to meet you, and I hope we’ll be good friends one day.

[ask-oddrey]

Audrey? Hm. Lovely name. But yeah, it's awkward enough standing on four hooves as it is. Hehe. -smiles slightly- And it's ok, I can take a joke. Trust me. I know your intentions weren't rude or mean.

Hehe, they weren’t. I’m… fond of playful nicknames. But yeah, I imagine getting used to being on all fours is strange. It was for me only being a small cat!

But still, it’s so nice to meet you. You’re very sweet, I can tell; and not just because of the syrup on you, heehee.

[ask-oddrey]

I'm glad I could help out the helper when she needed it. Eh, yeah, magic anons got me. And it's not Pony-cake, per say. Guess this could be a good time for introductions, hm? Call me Pan, please. What's your name, kid?

Hehee, I knew that couldn’t be your name. I was just poking fun. Pancake, pony, pony-cake. B-but yeah, s-sorry. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Pan. I’m Audrey.

And I would shake your hand, or hoof, but… not sure you would like that right now, huh? A-and I’m a bit sh-shaky.