#parenting duties

[daddy-newbie]

When I overhear my wife say to my son that he better get ready for bed or else daddy’ll get mad.

I'm like:

[daddy-newbie]

When I pretend to remove my thumb from my hand, or his nose from his face – make any body part disappear, really – in front of my son.

It's like:

[daddy-newbie]

Trying to change my son’s diaper when he clearly doesn’t want to be picked up or held.

It's like:

[daddy-newbie]

When there aren’t any tissues readily available, and so I do a quick wipe of the baby’s runny nose with my finger.

It's like: