#parenting memes

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tippenfunkaport]

me when I finally sit down for five minutes and immediately the kids start killing each other

[floofysmallbob]

was talking to a friend the other day and I think it’s wild how strict parenting just creates innovative children. like that kid is going to turn out not very emotionally stable, but they will be clever as hell.

specifically, my big example is ao3.

I have heard of people:

accessing ao3 on pinterest

getting to ao3 from ibisPaintX

personally downloaded fics to my files app

and last of all, a friend told me they read fanfiction from the STOCKS APP

strict parenting is very much not great, but I think creative children are at least one good outcome

[dailylaughmania]

The "Clean Up" Song (Heavy Metal Remix)

The way Barney’s face perfectly captures that specific brand of parental betrayal. 💀 You’re hit with the "Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere," but your toddler is just standing there staring at you like you’re performing a solo concert for their entertainment. The audacity. The pure, unadulterated disrespect of watching them drop a single LEGO while you’re hitting that high note. We’re one "I love you" away from a total meltdown, and it’s not coming from the dinosaur.

Reblog if you’ve lived this nightmare or if your childhood trauma just resurfaced. Follow for more relatable chaos!

[alatarielqueen]

IG: @GondorCallsForMemes

[bunniechuu]

[ririwithrice]

thank god i’m not having kids because i have no self control

[idontmatter2you]