#paris de troya

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Headcanons Modern Au

Favorite social networks ( + Fun facts )

Achilles

Instagram

There are only three types of photos: His abs after a long workout routine, her free time with her boyfriend, outings with her friends and boyfriend.

X

Here he funo the boss of bosses.

Patroclus

Facebook

Post about other users to wish them a happy birthday or congratulate.

Instagram

Once every one or two weeks he uploads a video of himself with his gymbros.

Agamenón

Facebook

He likes to brag about his incredible life of luxury and his wonderful little brother.

X

He has an assistant who posts about the company and blocks the annoying proletariat.

Menelaus

WhatsApp

Say hello to the family group almost every day.

Facebook

He really enjoyed showing his life alongside the two most important women in his life.

He had to make his account private when he started receiving comments calling him "simp" and "cuckold."

Helen

Instagram

Among the individuals he follows are actors, politicians, generals, voice actors, models... Anyone with a little bit of relevance gives heart.

Pinterest

She has a whole gallery of outfits to try sometime.

Pyrrus

Tiktok

He does challenges related to sports, mainly football and box.

X

He may spend hours arguing with strangers, but his favorite argument will always be "my parents do love me."

Orestes

Discord

Together with Pylades he started a chat to play with his internet friends. It's not unusual for "Minecraft Saturdays" to turn into joint therapy sessions.

X

He could be stalking Pyrrhus for days looking for an excuse to denounce him. Swears he's close to something big

Priam

Outlook

The man believes that emails are a redsocial. Obviously he uses hotmail.

Facebook

The birthday reminder saved his life more than once...

Héctor

Facebook

Her profile picture is her son on a pony.

YouTube

His background is made up of horse documentaries, children's songs and exercises to do with the family.

Paris

Instagram

Minimum five photos daily showing your beautiful face and body, plus two polls to ask what outfit to wear to conquer the world that day.

Tiktok

Your greetings cost 80 US dollars, but perform a dance of preference or wear a new accessory to make it worthwhile.

Tumblr

He used it in his adolescence from 2010 to 2016. He doesn't use it much now, but sometimes he posts a photo for his fans.

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La mas grande decepción para mí es que debido a las adaptaciones cinematográficas de la Iliada todos creen que Helena amaba a París y odiaba a Menelao , cuando en la Iliada muestran a una Helena aborreciendo al cobarde de París y deseando regresar a los brazos de Menelao. Afortunadamente hubo justicia y Helena y Menelao pudieron estar juntos al fin.

Fragmentos del Canto 3 de La Iliada

139 Cuando así hubo hablado, le infundió en el corazón dulce deseo de su anterior marido, de su ciudad y de sus padres. Y Helena salió al momento de la habitación, cubierta con blanco velo, derramando tiernas lágrimas; sin que fuera sola, pues la acompañaban dos doncellas, Etra, hija de Piteo, y Climene, la de los grandes ojos. Pronto llegaron á las puertas Esceas

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399 «¡Cruel! ¿Por qué quieres engañarme? ¿Me llevarás acaso más allá, á cualquier populosa ciudad de la Frigia ó de la Meonia amena donde algún hombre dotado de palabra te sea querido? ¿Vienes con engaños porque Menelao ha vencido á Alejandro, y quiere que yo, la odiosa, vuelva á su casa? Ve, siéntate al lado de Paris, deja el camino de las diosas, no te conduzcan tus pies al Olimpo; y llora, y vela por él, hasta que te haga su esposa ó su esclava. No iré allá, ¡vergonzoso fuera!, á compartir su lecho; todas las troyanas me lo vituperarían, y ya son muchos los pesares que conturban mi corazón.»

413 La diosa Venus le respondió colérica: «¡No me irrites, desgraciada! No sea que, enojándome, te abandone; te aborrezca de modo tan extraordinario como hasta aquí te amé; ponga funestos odios entre teucros y dánaos, y tú perezcas de mala muerte.»

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428 «¡Vienes de la lucha... y hubieras debido perecer á manos del esforzado varón que fué mi anterior marido! Blasonabas de ser superior á Menelao, caro á Marte, en fuerza, en puños y en el manejo de la lanza; pues provócale de nuevo á singular combate. Pero no: te aconsejo que desistas, y no quieras pelear ni contender temerariamente con el rubio Menelao; no sea que en seguida sucumbas, herido por su lanza.»

Nota: se que existen otras obras como Las Troyanas que ponen a Helena más superficial y no tan mal con Alejandro, pero vamos, supuestamente La Iliada es tu base para hacer tu adaptación.

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Littles headcanons

• In the past, more than one administrator of the royal vault wanted to kill himself because of the expense of the king having so many children. Then came the war, and those dozens of children turned out to be a pretty good exercise.

• There are days when Priam confuses his children's information, so his wife or an advisor is allowed to correct him privately if it's something important

• Hecuba accepts that her husband has children with other women. But those bastards better not try to stand out from the legitimate ones ¡She won't hesitate to turn your life into hell!

• As Crown Prince Hector knows a lot about the history of his family and his city and he names his loved ones around that theme. An example is his horses and son.

• Deiphobus's favorite food is roast meat. He likes it well cooked, but you can still taste the blood when you bite into it.

• Paris enjoys playing sports (running, archery, etc) but he likes what comes with them even more; physical god, male and female admiration and so on.

• As children Cassandra and Helenus had these hobbies: Raising birds, dressing up as each other, playing music, singing, telling stories, visiting the temple of Apollo and sleeping together at noon.

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The romantic life of Paris (with both girls and boys) are worthy of inspiring a good soap opera

La vida romántica de París (tanto con chicas como con chicos) es digna de inspirar una buena telenovela