#parker: leverage

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

[Preparing for a con]

Hardison: Hey can you give us a ride?

Eliot: What do you think I am, your mom? No!

Eliot: [handing Parker and Hardison paper bags] Here are both your lunches, I'll pick you up at 5.

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Hardison has a tiktok and you cannot change my mind. He shares the account with Parker and, much to his dismay, several of their videos feature Eliot.

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Eliot: Guys, I think we have a problem.

Parker: What, the fire?

Eliot: No-- wait, what fire?

Parker: Nevermind, this sounds more interesting.

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Hardison, answering the phone: Oh hey Nate, what's up?

Nate: Just checking in. Is Parker ok? We tried to call her first but she didn't answer.

[Hardison looks over his shoulder to see Eliot with Parker in a headlock, demanding she spit out whatever she just put in her mouth]

Hardison: She's fine.

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Do you guys think other criminals talk about the Leverage team?

I've seen posts about each member individually but what about the team?

Like one criminal warns another to not mess too much with anyone on the team because they have Eliot Spencer on their side and the last guy that landed a punch on Parker was almost killed.

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Parker: Look, Eliot! I made a marshmallow you! Look, he's got his arms crossed because marshmallow Hardison is annoying him. Do you like it?

Eliot, choked up: It's fine

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Hardison: Heh, looks pretty muggy outside this morning, don't it Parker?

Parker, barely hiding her smile: Yeah!

Eliot, who just woke up: If I look outside and all the coffee mugs are on the lawn, I will skin you both.

Parker and Hardison: *nervously drink coffee out of bowls*

[weirdwhovian4lyfe]

Nate: I swear it's like you, Eliot, and Parker all share one braincell.

Hardison: *can't think of a comeback because it's Eliot's turn with the braincell*