Jun 21
Alec Hardison: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened
Parker: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast
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Alec Hardison: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened
Parker: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast
Sterling: You two... are dating now?
Nate: Yeah.
Sophie: Yes, that's correct.
Sterling: Why?
Nate: Because I like Sophie…?
Sterling: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HER head.
Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."
Eliot, sitting at the counter watching Hardison make his grandma’s famous cookies while Parker keeps stealing the dough when his back is turned: you know, I think I’d kill for y’all
Hardison: and I’d never ask that of you
Parker: bold of you to assume I’d let you do it alone
Hardison: Hey, any time you wanna give me some encouragement, all right, just feel free.
Nate: This is not a club. You're not earning a scouting badge for Grifting Grade Four.
Sterling: "What is Nate Ford doing here?"
Interpol agent: "Well, at least he's not out robbing someone."
Sterling: "That's because everyone worth robbing is here!"
Jack: Goin' to Plan B?
Davey: Technically that would be Plan G.
Race: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
Davey: Yeah. Jack dies in Plan M.
Spot: I like Plan M.