#leverage incorrect quotes

[tragic-cosmic-magic]

Sterling: You two... are dating now?

Nate: Yeah.

Sophie: Yes, that's correct.

Sterling: Why?

Nate: Because I like Sophie…?

Sterling: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HER head.

[crazylilkitty23]

PARKER: What if I would go to Walmart and cause a minor explosion in the electronics section while I steal every Teddy bear in the store and hijack an entire semi to bring them all home???

HARDISON: ...

HARDISON: That is a very specific scenario and now I'm thoroughly concerned that you actually did do that.

[the-skys-a-social-construct]

Hardison: Don’t worry. We’ll watch your back.

Client: Oh yeah? Who watches yours?

Parker: *smiles*

Eliot: *appearing out of the shadows*

Eliot: *hair flip*

Eliot: *looks really cool*

Eliot: *another hair flip*

Eliot: That… would be me.

[queenofglassbeliever]

Eliot: Hardison, can you tie a knot?

Hardison: I cannot.

Eliot: So you can knot?

Hardison: No. I cannot knot.

Eliot: Not Knot?

Parker: Who's there?

Eliot: Parker!

Parker: Parker who?

Eliot: 😡

[miss-holloways]

Eliot: Get ready for a large file transfer

Hardison: How large?

*a giant filing cabinet falls out of the top window of a multi-story building*

[lucy-frostblade]

eliot: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake. sophie: you're literally making flower crowns for parker and hardison as we speak eliot, pointing a rose stem threateningly: you're on thin fucking ice

[scotchiegirl]

Boy's Night Out Job Incorrect Quote:

Eliot: *hears gunshots*

Eliot: Hardison, could you come with me please.

Hardison: What's up?

Eliot: Nothing, just a little trouble with Nate.

Hardison: I'm a little confused. Nate's in trouble? Or Nate is the trouble?

Eliot: *narrows eyes* Either Nate's in trouble, or he's going to be.

[independent-fics]

Hardison: You could have died man.

Eliot: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.