JERK. FINE. multiples of 10, if you've done it, then answer the following one :P
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
probably writing Gay Fanfiction please pull me out of this hell
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
errr my skin, for me a bad breakout is three pimples ha ha
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
plot twist: i am the inanimate object that someone else has to rescue
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
NONE SPORTS ARE BORING
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
i have had many but pretty much every conversation I have with my friend Sally that lasts longer than 15 mins is gonna be a great one, topics have included but are not limited to: giant uteruses, germ fountains, trikinis (they’re bikinis but with a wide fabric belt). also that time I had an indepth conversation with @icantfuckingremember about the meanest way to break up with someone in the Port Hills.
hi so Odin wanted to hear how everyone dies & stuff. Keel and Jelly are missing, since they don’t appear in the original 2 chapters.
Deaths, approximately in order:
P----g:
Is mauled to death in a bathroom stall by Sausage, her pink-snouted blue pig. All that’s left of her are her glasses, and also her manual to passing the physics internal which is all we really needed her for anyway.
Youena:
Is lured to the very tippy top of Tower by bleats that no-one else can hear. To her they sound suspiciously like goat bleats, so, sick of all the teasing, she follows the noises to prove everyone wrong and breaks onto the mythical Floor Six of Tower, and in fact sees what looks like a goat, chewing cud on the corner of the roof. Vindicated, she yells and points but in her excitement she slips and falls off Tower.
OR, the goat is in fact not a goat, but rather something with an awful lot of sharp pointy teeth, which, at Youena’s yells, spits out the bone it was gnawing on. It advances towards Youena as she finds that the door has suddenly and mysteriously locked itself behind her.
Elsarah:
Can’t exactly remember what I had in store for Elsarah, but I remember it was something mad scientisty. I think she got sick of all the deaths and notes that the deaths usually happen when the victims are alone, so she tries to lure Physics Girl out. She succeeds at luring her out, needless to say.
Jan:
During a physics experiment after school with the power packs, she slips on a mysterious puddle of water. Her arms windmill, desperately trying to find something to hold onto, and with one hand she grabs the power pack, which is mysteriously cranked up to maximum current. The metal bracelets around her wrists don’t help matters either.
Justin:
Hearing Jan’s desperate cry for help as she unbalances, the demon butler rushes to her aid and is about to catch Jan when she notices the power pack. But her reflexes aren’t fast enough- to knock away the power pack, or to dodge Jan’s hand, trying to find purchase on something, anything- The last thing Justin feels is something grabbing her boob as she falls backwards.
(the next morning they are found in a very compromising position. Compromising, but also very dead.)
Odin:
Her fear of falling down the Tower stairs always resulted in her being the last one in the pack to walk down from physics. But one morning as she carefully steps down the stairs she feels hands shoving her from behind. Her feet only find the edge of one step, then air. (@Odin im just gonna say this is REALLY IRONIC considering your latest SoCB entry lmao)
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Now, ENDINGS!!!
I have so many endings it’s not even funny.
End 1:
Finally, at long last, our trusty narrator Praggg is ambushed in the lift by none other than...STEVE! Turns out, Physics Girl was Steve all along. Praggg dies. Happy ending :)
End 2:
Steve is ambushed in the lift on the way to AV by none other than...PRAGGG! Turns out, Physics Girl was Praggg all along. Steve dies, attempting to crawl away to warn the others but never making it. Bad ending :(
End 3:
Steve is ambushed in the lift on the way to AV by none other than...PRAGGG! Turns out, Physics Girl was Praggg all along. To “thank” Steve for unlocking her powers way back in chapter 1, she condemns Steve to an eternity of living Physics Horror Story over and over again, always destined to fail saving her friends. REALLY bad ending :((
End 4:
Steve is ambushed in the lift on the way to AV by none other than...PRAGGG! Turns out, Physics Girl was Praggg all along. Just as she’s about to trap Steve in the time loop, Mahou Josei Ms Andraws bursts into the lift (don’t ask me how) and curses Praggg, transforming her into Engineering Girl and condemning her to a lifetime of males and suffering. True ending!
oh, and also:
Maria:
is never killed. I thought chapter 2 established that she was mostly immortal? It’s all good though- in the epilogue, at prizegiving, they posthumously award P----g proxime accessit, and they announce that dux is....Not Maria! then she spontaneously bursts into flames.
so unfortunately i never finished writing physics horror story, but I did get a paragraph or two into chapter 3. I doubt I’ll ever finish it since my physics days are long past BUT here’s what I have anyway. Enjoy?
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in the previous episode: Odin wails a lot (but unfortunately for our ears, not at the same pitch as whales). Also Maria died (in the place of Jan) but magically resurrected herself like some sort of buggy NPC.
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There was only a little bit of uproar over the whole neck-reattachment thing, and there probably would have been a lot more talking had Ms Andraw not glared at them all in turn and hissed “noT ONE WORD TO ANYONE,” which, admittedly, was quite weird behaviour for a teacher and thus a figure of authority, but considering that this could not be explained by a whiteboard and/or discussing it in a group, was quite understandable.
Of course, that didn’t get her out of explaining everything, such as the faint smell of faeces that lingered in the corridor from everyone simultaneously crapping their pants out of terror. Everyone (minus Ms Andraw) left the building several shades of red darker with an unspoken vow of absolute silence hanging in the air between them.
Several uneventful weeks passed, as weeks tend to do, and soon the incident faded from their memories, unlike the marker still dirtying the backs of Maria’s ears. (it would have provided much merriment for the group of losers which are our main focus, had Maria’s ears not been much, much higher than the line of sight for at least 90% of the group).
One wet Monday, Praggg was riding the train to school when it slowed and came to a halt. This was not unusual in itself, until she timeskipped to 20 minutes later (at the rate of one thousand milliseconds per second) and found that the train was still at a halt.
She looked out the window to see if the train had already stopped at the platform, and the passengers had just neglected to get off.
It had not.
It was at that moment (and by ‘at that moment’, I mean ‘another twenty minutes later’) that the train guard stumbled through the carriage door and closed it behind him, face pale with panic and clothes stained with blotches of red.
“Zo-zombies!” he coughed to the passengers at general, then collapsed.
PSYCHE. I digress.
The train guard slammed the carriage door shut. “Sorry fer the dalay! There’s bin an axedint ahead, nothan ter be consurned about. We’ll keep yer updated.”
He left the carriage as noisily as he entered it, and it seemed as if he’d sucked out all the chattering with it. However, hot air, being a type of gas, tends to move from high to low concentration in order to maintain an equilibrium, and with a whooshing noise, everyone began speaking at once, except for Praggg, who promptly texted Odin.
>>THERES BEEN A CRASH THE TRAINS NOT MOVING IM GOING TO BE LATE TO PHYSICS HELP IM GONNA DIIIEEEEEE
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the end/beginning.
told ya it was short. (i didn’t plan this chapter out but i do vaguely remember that time i was stuck on a train for 1 hr and missed physics. Odin replaced me with an eraser)
also I planned most of your deaths out so if u wanna know hmu
