the lights are on, but noone's home

praggg | 20+ | always dozing

[sandmandaddy69]

[doctorcrusher]

girls who learned all their vocab from books and are now constantly embarrassing themselves by pronouncing words slightly wrong in conversation

[medicinemane]

Megamind

[ouroborosmotifs]

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[ampervadasz]

[cum--brulee]

The audio is just 

[myownprivatcidaho]

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[oranberryblissey]

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

[alberts-infinite-abyss]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[svinto]

most men are just some guy

[tastefullyoffensive]

via pleated-jeans

[ranchhands]

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

[valtsv]

*dialog box that says "that was very stupid" pops up in my field of vision and i swipe it away with an annoyed sigh for the 138th time today*

[andthenyourealizethat]

when a centaur needs to go faster he slaps his own ass

[parasitedeep-deactivated2024061]

thanks! i hate it

[andthenyourealizethat]

Wallow in your misery, cretin

[the-memedaddy]

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

just bc i came when you went pspspsps doesnt mean i like you. Fucking idiot

[januaryhoney]

‘remembering small things people have told you about themselves and showing them you remember even when they’ve forgotten they’ve told you’ as a love language