#passover 2026

[westasianblues]

has anyone posted this one yet for this year?

[ursinefutchass]

sweet matzah brei so good

[coconuttyglittersmurf]

[strohller27]

LOL okay I don’t know why I was worried about leading the seder everything went fine

Chag Pesach Sameach everyone

[pkshitposts]

Coming into and off of Easter like doing drugs. You wake up one morning, and everything is just fine, sleep until 7:30, all good. You wake up the next morning at 6:30, and OH FUCK ITS EASTER FUCK FUCK FuCK FUCK and Mom is in the shower and oh fuck where's the cardigan where did the dog go OH FUCK ITS 8:45 run run run run get to the church OH WHERE'S FOOD OH GOD CHILDREN SHIT ITS NINE oh there's the non-pork burrito yay for the three-hour window in which I am allowed to eat bread (Passover) so as not to piss off the sweet old church ladies OH WHY CANT I EAT IN PEACE WHY MUST MUSIC it's 10:30 and I'm just now eating and service starts in fifteen minutes.

(interlude for a relatively normal Sunday aside from the guy in the corner resurrecting)

FUKC WE GOTTA LUNCH I can't have bread anymore. Okay. Matzah pizza. FUCK SECOND SERVICE FOR SENIORS' HOME FOLKS BUCKLE UP AND SHIT WHERE'D THE LILY GO-

Now its over. And I am crashing hard from the adrenaline.

And I have to go be social again. Fuck.

[vikalynnssnzblog]

Non snz related. But chag sameach all ya’ll!

Making some matzo pizza tonight 🤤🤤🤤

[cynicalclassicist]

To all those who celebrate it, I wish you a very happy Passover! Chag Pesach Sameach!

[th3-y3llowb-1k3]

Happy Passover guys‼️‼️