#past date

[moonlight-mystenook]

Markiplier and jacksepticeye Made on may 15th 2017... Sorry for late artwork being posted but didn't have internet for awhile

[qcfailed]

Flipkart, spam offers of the past.

[trytosucceed]

Dear guy I went on a date with last month, I've got some prime advice for your future. Lets call these "how to not fuck up your future relationships tips". Htnfuyfrt #1. Do not as a girl "what are we" on the first date Htnfuyfrt #2. Do not force a girl to tell you about her past. I don't care how many times you say "you can trust me". I will tell you when I'm ready. Htnfuyfrt #3. If a girl has trust issues you repeating the above statement of "you can trust me" isn't going to make me trust you. Htnfuyfrt #4. When I turn you down and say I want to get to know you more, that doesn't mean I don't ever want a relationship. It means I want to know you more before I commit. Please for your own sake follow these rules otherwise you will never end up in a relationship. Sincerely, The girl you tried to date but pissed me off more than you did flatter me.

[bones-mcoy]

I hate my life

When the guy you went on two dates sends you a message a year later telling you they have not forgotten you 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ 8[ No.

[thatoneawkwardgiraffe]

Date Story

I went out on a date with this guy, and he wanted me to meet him at some bar on the other side of town that I've never been to. I'm always up for an adventure, so of course I say yes. When I get there, I see he has a guitar case, and I'm just like "okay wtf". Apparently it was open mic. So we have a drink or two outside before they call his name, and he goes up to play. And I'm just like "jesus I hope you're good, cause otherwise this is gonna be awkward as fuck"

He's AMAZING. He played 3 songs, and they were so fucking good. 2 covers, 1 original. And my birthday was just a few days before this, so while he's up there he's like "hey, happy birthday jenna!" and I'm like "omg that's me!"

Then he gets off the stage and is surrounded by girls, and I'm just sitting in the back all awkward and shit like "um okay, whatever". Cause, first date, like, wtf do I care, ya know? Then one of the girls comes up to me and is like "you're such a good girlfriend! most girls would be so jealous!" and I just told her I don't really get jealous. 

We end up sitting with her and her boyfriend, and they're just talking over me, I basically could've left, but my date was holding my hand and kept smiling at me so I was like "I'm gonna see where this goes".

I mean, he ended up coming over, and we fooled around but didn't have sex. But after that it was just weird. He texted me to hang out, and then cancelled. And then I texted him to hang out and he cancelled. And then I was just like "okay, whatever"

I'm pretty sure he just wanted someone to hold his hand incase he didn't do well at the open mic.

[emotionalcondensation-blog]

On the Subject of August 12th or Stable

You once told me that

I was the stable one

  Even after you knew the facts:

Ate pizza and coffee for breakfast

(on purpose because it was already time for other people’s lunches)

Smoked two blunts with the accidental ghetto prophet

(eighteen years young in his scuffed suede burgundy sneakers)

Sang Miley Cyrus on the ride to where you lay

(no excuses this time, put on some fucking pants)

Took you back to the Temple of Earthly Distractions

(dress code: pretty boi swag)

  And just let it pour on out

All over the floor

Into a big puddle

Because then you can ignore what you’ve left and I’ll mop it up

Like the hundred times I’ve done to you

In your own house of cards

Hoping no one breathed on us wrong lest

We all fall down

And stay down with no one

Stable

(stable enough)

To put us together again.