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✨ 23/they/them ✨ 🌙 birthday: December 26th 🌙 🐾Blorbo-MeowMeow🐾 ᓚᘏᗢ o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[dailycatsblog]

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[tboy-cock]

the weird thing about being a leftist is the government calling you a radical extremist and your family believing that youre a radical extremist and the whole times your main political beliefs are shit like "we live in a world where we could very easily end world hunger, homelessness, most disease, poverty, ect. and the people in power are choosing not to, and thats evil and should change" and that bigotry is bad

[bonkalore]

A little different than their first kiss in the original AU but, still a bit similar too. It's a bit harder when the size difference is more drastic, but that certainly doesn't stop Bobby. He heard "I would like that" and that was all he needed to hear before going for it lol

It did occur to me tho that they really wouldn't be sure if kissing meant the same thing unless they had talked about it, and I think Bobby would be the one who was bold enough to just straight up ask. I think Pietro in this would have grown to be a bit more self-conscious about his size bc it's been permanent and not size shifting like in the original AU and he'd been dealing with it longer technically. He'd been accustomed to people not liking to be very intimate with him. In this he also was more open about being gay in the first place and I think he had a partner before he started growing gradually and think they would have broken up with him bc they couldn't see them dealing with that in long-term and think that would kind of fuck up Pietro's self-esteem and perspective of himself as a teen. So having someone who just... doesn't care is... Nice.

★Giant Pietro AU Guide masterpost★

[omegaversereloaded]

[meanbuddhist]

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[je-mapelle-labaguette]

"Only truly stupid people don't ask questions"

Why are people grossed out by cockroaches? "Well they have cock in the name"

- Functioning adult @therealjacksepticeye , 2026

(Same stream btw)

[therealjacksepticeye]

A real man can provide wisdom and childlike humour at the flick of a switch! My talents are unmatched

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[freesiadotcom]

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[hansfallada]

ah. a nuanced story that allows for imperfect victims and portrays the confusing and contradictory nature of being human – particularly in a context that explores abuse, harassment and trauma. i wonder what people on the internet make of it... oh. oh no. oh no no no no no

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[yamino]

It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. 🦁

[catchymemes]