Stranger Things
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
Love Begins
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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#extradirty
@theartofmadeline
roma★
Discoholic 🪩
Origami Around
Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
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Kaledo Art
ojovivo
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@thatoneawkwardgiraffe
Oh my lord. I had the BEST SEX last night. He was dominant but not in a "I'm gonna hurt and humiliate you" way. He was dominant in a "let me worship you" way. And he spent 2.5 hrs worshipping every inch of me. It was like he couldn't get enough. And he just kept saying "you are so fucking beautiful/gorgeous". It was amazing. I feel like a goddess now.
Well that escalated quickly.
LOOK AT THIS AMAZING BUSINESS
Black Widow can kill a man using just her thighs. Going down on her isn’t so much a sex act as a trust exercise.
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP LADIES!!
You know how we all love getting our periods? All the cramps and pain that comes with it? Cravings, mood swings, etc.??
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
See this? These are Libra Hotties.
When you’re at school or uni or work or just having a good ol’ murder spree in your pretty floral dress, you whack one of these suckers on and BAM! heat patch and some goddamn needed relief!
You stick this patch where your lady muscle of bad-assery is and it slowly heats and lasts for 5 - 8 HOURS!!
Ladies, I ask that you hunt down these little pockets of gold and try them. Because they work. And because the only pain you really need during your period is from your OTP <3
I need this… I’m assuming you can put it on your back as well?
I read this whole post like a (very successful) infomercial for the Tumblr female audience
I would need like 5 of these at once.
WHY ARE SNUGGIES FAMOUS AND NOT THESE
But them here!
not a girl but signal boosting this
also not a girl but signal boost
Totally a girl and SIGNAL BOOST
I used to buy those throw away heating pads they have at CVS and use them like this. It helped SO MUCH.
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
Bobbit=cut off your peen. For you youngin's who don't know.
Rude.
Calm down there, Curtis.
Sometimes, he says really cute shit☺️ (Also, I needed him to specify cause I've gone out with guys cause they were interesting like a car wreck.)
<3 cute <3
Despite the fact that this is a ridiculously long message, it's kinda nice? I just feel bad cause I don't really have a response.
Still super helpful. And I don't remember. Oops.
Update
So, Mr 6'6" and I were all hot and heavy and then I felt guilty cause I'm still with Mr Man, so I started pulling back, and then family medical things happened, and Mr 6'6" was kinda a dick, and Mr Man was really nice and supportive. And yea. Then I was supposed to hang out withMr 6'6" and we never did, so that's over.
I had a first date with a guy who's 6'6" on Sunday. And then on Tuesday he took me to lunch, and walked me to class. Then while I was in class he asked me if I wanted to meet up after, so we got food and drinks and saw a movie. And I have a date with him tomorrow after work. This all feels so fast and intense and normally I'd just go with it, but I'm still sleeping with Mr Man and feel ~*all the guilt*~ about this. Even though he told me to date. But I don't think he expected this to happen, cause I definitely didn't.
Mr Man brought me candy and wine. (We drank all the wine and ate some of the candy). I think that means he likes me. He also told me he's addicted to me, and I'm taking that as a compliment.
I’m such a masterful flirt. BRING ME CANDY.
