Would... would you share the pasta headcanons?
I thought you’d never ask.
These all stem from the todoroni meme. I’ve seen several versions, but they’re all basically todoroki as macaroni. I won’t post my favorite because idk who made it 😭
Be warned..... this is crack. Thanks @let-me-wander and @kirishimas-headband for co-creating this masterpiece.
- sero calls todoroki his little macaroni
- they role play as pasta in bed
- it took them a long time to find the right pasta for sero to be (because nothing fucking rhymes with sero or Hanta)
- they eventually chose something tape like
- todoroki doesn’t have a job because he’s a glorified sero whore so once he spent all day flattening/unpinching bow tie noodles for sero and presented him a bowl of pasta and deadpanned “we have found your noodle, my love”
- sometimes people tour the palace and see him unpinching bow tie pastas and the tour guides just explain that he’s the noodle guy
- pasta eventually becomes a staple in Italian culture because so many people were trying to steal Todoroki’s job as official palace noodle unpincher
- sero gets so many applications for this position and he doesn’t know where they’re coming from or how to make it stop
- it was definitely bakugou posting a flier (Ancient Roman equivalent to a flier?) in town for the job
- ANYWAYS they’ve moved on now and sero is fettuccini
- andinbedtodorokisaysgivemeyouralfredodaddy
- I’m so sorry
- I’m so so so sorry
- I’m not that sorry
