#pastavodkatomatoes

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I know I am a bit late (about 3 days) but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY REESE!

Portalstuck staring Roxy as Chell, and AR as GLaDOS (I hope i got this right)

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reese is the best,,i love reese uvu

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WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF HATE FOR POCAHONTES 2. 7 Y/O ME ACTUALLY GOT UP AND LEFT THE ROOM WHEN THEY KISSED AND REFUSED TO FINISH THE MOVIE

unfortunately when they kiss IS the end of the movie i'M JUST SO MAD BECAUSE FUCKING SHIT JOHN SMITH IS SO OUT OF CHARACTER HE'S JUST LIKE "YEAH OKAY HAVE FUN BE HAPPY" YEAH NO NOT LIKE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HER AND DID EVERYTHING FOR HER? 

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pastavodkatomatoes said: i just yelled that is actually perfect and wonderful and you are the bomb diggity                           

omg thank u sdfhjkfd kisses ur face

you should totally come to a con and we can meet up and  ill bribe you with sell you some try to make a profit out of selling you give you some jerky

[casuallyakward]

i want to stay up and see the rest of pastavodkatomatoes liveblog of imscared but i should really sleep now

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pastavodkatomatoes said: i’m akughing so hard at this chat post (no i t tastes like coconut) SHUT UP I CANT POST STUFF RIGHT FROM MY IPOD

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pastavodkatomatoes said: but have you tasted satan’s cum. let me tell

you: not pleasant.

is it hot and spicy like my Latin blood?

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pastavodkatomatoes said: ew coconut is like if you took satan’s jizz, made it into a solid mass, then took off little shavings and sprinkled it onto your cake. Cum tastes great so I have no problems w/ that