Which contestant should be declared the winner of the yeast eating contest?
a) Gobble guts with undeniably the most yeast out of everyone
b) The multinucleated cell that died because of how many yeast it ate
c) The multinucleated cell that started eating spectators AND yeast
d) The multinucleated cell that went rogue and ONLY ate ONE spectator
e) The single macrophage who ate one yeast and is now 99% yeast
f) The spectators who decided to join in and have a go
g) The multinucleated giant cell who has more nuclei than sense (and yeast)
h) The multinucleated giant cell that ate so many yeast that it disappeared
i) The multinucleated giant cell who consumed arguably the largest yeast




















