#pathfinder shenanigans

[mandarintea]

I'm currently playing in a Lovecraftian themed Pathfinder game where I'm a clown Bard

And this makes sense to about 5 people but I'm proud of it anyways

[npc-queen]

Anonymous sent: currently dming a party where instead of rolling to see if this strange bard who looked like cher was lying about not knowing what a cow is the entire party just kept rolling to draw cows in the dirt until bard cher understood what a cow was.

This sounds like very many interactions I have had with my own group!!

Feel free to send me your own RPG stories and I’ll draw them!!

[lightbulbstew]

FebruarOC, Day 2

FEBRUAROC, DAY 2, B: BONEPEELER-ANDERSSON, ROKO

Setting: Golarion (Pathfinder) Species: Half-Orc, Half-Human (Mutant) Gender & Sexuality: Cis Lesbian Age, Height: 17 (~23 equivalent), 5′5″ Occupation: Adventurer Level: 10 Character Class: [redacted] Weapon of Choice: Greatclub

(I never did design her wings, so that’s why they’re so undetailed. She got them by drinking a mutagenic drug, as one does.)

A half-orc born to the unusual circumstance of a loving union, Roko grew up without the chip on her shoulder that most half-orcs have, and thusly can talk her way out of any situation- and that’s how, on session TWO, she unintentionally made this smokin’ hot minor villainess fall in love with her after talking about the enormity of the world and the impact your choices can make on the lives of others- a minor villainess who followed us around, renounced her evil faith, adopted the faith of the sun goddess, and began dating a half-orc who taught her that few people are beyond forgiveness if they truly repent.

Roko is a barbarian.

[izzizander]

I was feeling nostalgic this morning so I doodled my war priest back from our pathfinder campaign

[caseykaydoodlesnonsense]

rip that fuckin bat

[mntacuyan]

Collaborated with my little sister for our characters from a pathfinder game! :3

[nudityandnerdery]

Ok, this is always bugging me. HOW do you get yourself banned from playing a class? Just what makes bards so utterly destructive that people outright ban them? Please explain it to me, as a GM I literally cannot fathom what would make someone ban a whole class for a person.

I will defer to my GM and his comment on Facebook:

I also once used illusions to create angels that condemned an NPC’s actions to the point that the next time we came to town, they entire city had fallen into a religious schism. And used my rock star abilities to get us past a military patrol at one point that might have otherwise killed us. And convinced a blind dragon to attack a battalion that was following us another time. And I’m absolutely certain there are others I’m forgetting. According to @geekgirlsmash, the backstabbing wife mentioned above, there were frequent moments of “Fuck you, Devin, how am I going to fix this plot now?” after our sessions.

Though, in our defense, the postal system was started as a joke and we mainly used it to make fun of each other’s characters for most of the campaign.

The thing is, I can come up with a lot of ways I might be able to talk myself and my party out of trouble. The Bard class gives me the Charisma-based skills and rolls to back it up. They’re not one of the most powerful combat classes, but they’ve got a lot of freedom in their support stuff that allows you to use a lot of creativity. Which his apparently dangerous in my hands.

[asmund-scion-of-ice]

"Yes, you can use the Quick Draw feat to unsheath your katana from the spider's ass."

-Me, a Very Tired DM