- The Mentalist headcanons -
Pick a CBI member, get 1 dirty thing they like about you being plus size
[Content Warning: I don't think there's anything to be worried about? The NSFW is mild and not too explicit, uhhh do I put disclaimer for subtle sub/dom dynamic with Lisbon? Probably yeah? And Cho's part talks about the act of sex, Grace's part talks or maybe just hints at - I can't tell - about feederism. And maybe a little bit of sub/dom feel with Grace. Also there might be typos. I tried to make everyone's part the same length]
Reader is written as female
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Patrick Jane
Oh, Jane thinks women of all sizes are stunning. He adores women and thinks any woman carries some sort of beauty within her.
But a woman that's a little bigger and is all plush and warmth? Now that's something he secretly drools over late at night.
He's never really dated a plus size woman, because back when he was a fake psychic, he wasn't really a good person...
He was prejudiced, snobby, and just not really as kind as he made himself appear. So, you're his first plus size woman, which means... that he's quite eager to try things...
Mainly he wonders about how it feels to have you on top of him, squeezing him with your body and putting that satisfying feeling of pressure on his own body.
And Jane is Jane, which means that if he's curious about something, he'll explore it. So, rather soon into your relationship, he'll be trying to get you to sit on top of him.
And regardless of whether or not you refuse out of fear of crushing him, he'll have you straddling him, your plush thighs squeezing around his waist, your warm core pressed against his clothed length, in about a week - he'd make you agree much sooner if he wanted to, but he likes a little thrill and chase, a little... edging, if you will.
And let me tell you, he could get drunk on the feeling of when you plop down on top of him with all your weight.
The pressure of your body pressing against him, and your warm plush almost attempting to merge with his own body, is just so stimulating to his ever-bored brain.
Jane especially loves when your huge thighs are at his sides, caging him in, and he can lean back, look up into your eyes with a lazy smile while his hands rest at the crook of where your upper thighs meet your stomach, right where he can feel the hem of your underwear.
But in that position, he also loves cupping your waist with his warm hands, his fingers digging into your plump skin from the back while his thumbs press and rub into it from the front.
But because Jane is Jane, this intimacy also includes teasing. A thing Jane specifically does when he has you like this is slide one of his hands under your shirt from the back, pressing it into your lower back to make you arch it while he makes direct eye contact and says "Fix your posture, darling. Your back should hurt from other things, not bad posture".
And you should also know that he'll have you sit on top of him at the CBI, in front of the team, absolutely shamelessly.
And if anyone - likely Lisbon - tells him how inappropriate that is, he just gives that smartass, charming smile of his, squeezes you so tight you give a soft yelp, and goes "People casually use weighed plush toys, blankets, and such in public. But when I do it, suddenly it's taboo? What happened to support of emotional support?".
Sometimes Jane has you sit with your back to his chest though, and when that happens, he leans forward, wraps his arms around your midsection and presses his forehead into your shoulder blade - he usually does that when he's had a long day.
But if you end up in this position even despite Jane not feeling drained, he'd rest his chin on your shoulder, or he'd relax with his lips pressed into your shoulder - ideally if you are wearing some tank top or off shoulder shirt that gives him free access to your skin.
But be aware, if your shoulder is revealed, Jane also has the tendency to nip at the skin on that spot, and usually when he nips at your shoulder, he then follows through with a kiss before tracing his lips up your skin til he can give a soft and short suck to your pulse point.
The thing Jane loves the most about you on top of him though, is the fact that you pin him down and he can barely move.
He loves the feeling of being completely trapped under you, unable to wiggle free unless you lift that cute, plump butt - but most of the time, Jane has you sit on him for so long that his lower body ends up going numb, yet, even then, he doesn't want you get off of him.
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Teresa Lisbon
Now, Lisbon is the one who has technically had the most experience with plus size women.
One experience was that when she was around 8, she had a chubby female friend who she played house with and even was "married" to.
Another experience was that during high school, Lisbon had a crush on a mid sized girl, but it never really grew into anything more because at that time, Lisbon was focused on getting only the best grades and raising her brothers.
And during college, she shared a night with her plus size classmate - but that was about it.
Yet still, similarly to Jane, she's not properly dated a plus size girl until you came along.
And now that she's gotten with you, a completely brand new guilty pleasure unlocked in her brain - and that is dressing you up.
Now, that doesn't sound dirty, I know, I know, but hold on for a sec and trust me on this.
As the CBI team leader, Lisbon definitely has quite a good pay - she likely makes enough to be able to afford some really good treats for you.
And, her guilty pleasure is picking clothes for you. But it's clothes that you'd most likely not wear in public. I'm talking about quite the risque outfits.
She'd buy you those tight, form fitting outfits that perfectly trace every curve of yours. Or, she'd dress you up in a simple, but see-through dress shirt with a really fancy, lace bra. Or she'd find something that barely covers your intimate parts while the rest of your skin is free and visible.
Her favourite outfits to buy you, though, are definitely those that show off your cute, pudgy belly. Doesn't matter if the outfit is just tight and trails your curves like second skin, or if it's an outfit that is cut in a way to have your belly fully or partly visible. She just loves it and it definitely has her getting some... ideas...
Lisbon buys you things only half of the time though. The other half of the time, she prefers to take you personally to a clothing store and have you try on whatever she picks - and the clothes often don't even get purchased at the end.
And it doesn't need to be anything revealing. To Lisbon, seeing you in something that compliments your figure is arousing enough. Oftentimes, these little shopping trips last only for a little because Lisbon gets so hot and bothered that if she weren't so composed and controlled, she'd take you right in the changing room.
But she knows how to control herself, so, most of the time, she just watches you try walking in the outfit she picked, tells you to turn around for her so that she can see you from all angles and see how the outfit hugs you just so right that each tiny movement you make shows off how your squishy body wiggles a little.
And then, later, when you're standing by the mirror, checking how you look, she approaches and her dominant hand lightly raises to trace your curves before setting her cold palm across your love handle and leaning to your ear, muttering "You look good...".
But that isn't all just yet - because Lisbon also really likes outfits that have some accessories attached to them, and/or have a zipper on the back.
She doesn't know a better feeling than cramming herself into the tiny changing room with you, barely having enough room to move without skin on skin contact with you, and then fixing a tie, a bow or just something on your outfit as an excuse to touch you.
And when she zips ups your tight fitting dress or clips some buttons on the back of your outfit, her hands touch you so lightly that it tickles and it's more of a ghost of a touch rather than a needy grab full of passion even despite how much the closure sets her core on fire.
And you'll definitely be begging her with your eyes to take you right then and there during these moments - and her brain will too. And who knows, maybe the by-the-book Lisbon will cave at some point and give you quite the shopping experience...
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Kimball Cho
Cho is an interesting one. He doesn't really care about the size of his woman. He'll love you regardless of how you look, if you're his woman, you're his woman and that's just it.
Don't be misled though, Cho can definitely appreciate a bigger woman. He's the kind of guy to say that being with a big woman is good because you got something to grab.
He's really disciplined and stoic, and focused on his job though, so Cho likely doesn't go around having a fling after fling, hence the closest he's been to a plus size woman would be when he's talked to that cute chubby barista at the cafe downtown that he's frequented at some point.
But like I've said, Cho is the kind of guy to appreciate a pudgy woman because you got something to hold onto - and that's exactly what keeps him going when it comes to you.
To put it simply, Cho is a sucker for holding onto you. While in public he's much more guarded in his affection and need for you, at home he's constantly touching you with his hands in some way.
For example, when you're at your shared flat, sitting on the couch together, Cho pressing the buttons on the TV remote to pick something the two of you could watch, his free hand is rested on your thigh, his fingers pressing and massaging into your skin in a repetitive motion.
His touch tends to be quite firm and strong - Cho hits the gym regularly after all - and the way he touches you, even during something as simple as couching, is enough to get your blood running. But Cho doesn't even blink, fully focused on the TV even if you whine to him.
Or another example would be when he takes you to a private gym session with him under the guise that you can watch him work out, and then he'll either ask you if you wanna join him or he asks you to pass him some sort of equipment.
And then, when you try some exercise or if you try to pass him the thing he asked for, you end up with an incorrect posture, and he immediately jumps in to correct you as an excuse to touch you.
Like, he'll come over to you, grab you by the hips with those big, warm hands of his and try to correct you - but he'll go about it slow, his voice purring into your ear as he instructs you on how the thing is done, and he makes sure to deliver a really hard, intense squeeze of your hips with his hands.
And don't get me started on in-bed intimacy. Because let me tell you - to Cho, gripping onto you while you're getting dirty in the sheets is an absolute must.
He absolutely adores when he gets to be on top of you, his calloused hands gripping so tight onto your plush hips that it sends pain through your body, and he's pounding into you with all his strength, making your cute, soft plush bounce with every delivered thrust of his. He loves how he can so easily make your plump body move.
But gripping onto you while being on top of you isn't his #1 position to pleasure you. His most favourite position is having you in his arms, your legs wrapped around his waist while he props you against the wall, and he gets to dig his fingers into your huge thighs to support your weight as he pounds his length into your wet core - and don't worry, Cho is a pro at heavy lifting, so lifting you up isn't something that would frighten him.
A lot of times, after your sex sessions, you'll end up with crescent shaped marks or hand shaped bruises on your body - usually your thighs, hips and waist, and sometimes your ribs.
Post sex, Cho's favourite activity is laying in bed with you with one of his hands being rested on your soft, plush stomach and feeling the pudge under his fingers.
Oftentimes, during such moments, his fingers would be kneading your stomach, occasionally giving the pudge a soft pinch for his own satisfaction.
Most of the time, Cho wouldn't say much when he's resting with you like this, but it would be obvious that Cho is fully content and at peace, his world feeling less rugged and cold.
The most Cho says during these moments is a short and simple "you good?" to check if he wasn't too rough with you. And then he just lays there with you, enjoying the feeling of your weight and warmth pressed into his body.
And if he doesn't need to go to work or somewhere else, he'll stay in bed with you for as long as you want and need.
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Wayne Rigsby
Rigsby is a sweetheart. He's a man who loves you as you are and for who you are, and things like looks are secondary.
He's a little shy, so his experiences with plus size women - or women altogether - are not that big.
He's likely dated a cute plus size girl during high school and he thought he'd marry her, have kids and spend his life with her - but his father had never been a good man, so he likely criticized and bullied Rigsby's date so much that Rigsby was forced to break up with her.
But now he's an adult and rarely in contact with his father - so, he's free to love whoever he wants.
When it comes to you, Rigsby has a really specific obsession - he absolutely can't get enough of seeing you in his clothes. Doesn't matter if it's a random shirt, a hoodie or the dress shirt he wears to work. He's just obsessed.
But if we're being honest, you putting on his dress shirts that he wears to work is definitely the easiest way - technically a shortcut - to have Rigsby flustered, drooling, and... hard.
There's just something about the way that your pudgy body fills out his clothes - especially the way your belly and breasts do. Some clothes of his might not even properly fit you, but even if you tear his shirt a little, he won't mind, he'll proudly wear it with a tear in it.
And speaking of too small clothes - Rigsby is quite addicted to you putting on a shirt of his that's a little too small for you and is so tight on your body that you can't really move without the risk of completely tearing the shirt apart.
You being restrained and trapped in his clothes scratches something in his brain just right. It's a guilty pleasure.
And if there's anything that'd make this even better, it's definitely you wearing his shirt, dress shirt or a jacket with nothing but your panties underneath - yes, no bra involved.
Rigsby loves how your huge breasts just flop without a bra. He finds the look to be natural and arousing.
And if there's anything that keeps Rigsby going, then it's you walking around your shared flat like this - wearing just his shirt and panties, no bra on. That's his absolute drug.
Rigsby knows nothing better than returning home after a long shift, and finding you just waltzing around the place in his worn shirt and a pair of your cute underwear. He also likes the view because your breasts bounce and sway a little as you walk with no bra on.
Oftentimes, this mere view ends up leading to a whole night of shared passion between the two of you. But sometimes, Rigsby just ends up soothed. If he's had a long and particularly rough shift, seeing you dressed like this puts his mind at ease.
During the nights he returns home after a bad case, all that Rigsby craves is to come to you and take ahold of you, hug you tight and feel your plump body pressed into his. And the best part would be getting in bed with you - but not to do the dirty, but rather to just rest with you in his arms.
On the nights he doesn't feel like getting intimate, Rigsby prefers to lay in bed with you. But, a specific thing he does when these moments come around is that he likes to hook a finger under the hem of your underwear. There's no sexual intent behind this, he's just seeking comfort.
And if his shift was especially bad, Rigsby doesn't just tangle your bodies together and rest his hand on you in a way to have one finger attached to your underwear. He also likes to rest his head on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.
And what adds to the soothing factor is... huge breasts. To Rigsby, there's nothing better than coming home after an ugly shift, getting in bed with you and burying the side of his face into your bust, his ear pressed over the spot where your heart is, your breathing pushing his head up and down like calming tides gently rocking a ship.
Grace Van Pelt
Grace is the youngest one on the list. She's gentle and sweet, but desperately wants to prove that she's the right fit for the job.
Due to this, it'd take quite a while for her to end up dating you, because - especially in the earlier seasons - she wants to focus on her career and be taken seriously without unnecessary drama like workplace affair or a nasty breakup.
And yet, she's such a romantic at heart. And though she's never really thought of dating a woman, the moment she saw you, she knew you were the one.
Don't be fooled though, Van Pelt has quite the kinky streak. She's curious and willing to explore a lot. And having a plus size girlfriend definitely opens up a lot of interesting doors for her.
The one thing Grace discovered a love for would be feederism - sounds basic, and of course, not all plus size people eat a lot, but hear me out.
Grace is a natural provider, she's the kind of girl that'd bake a sponge cake and bring it to work for the team just because.
And the idea that she comes home after a long shift, and she gets to wind down by preparing you and feeding you some easy snack is just so cute, but also low-key kinky.
But, Van Pelt's most favourite feeding time would definitely be when she's cooking or baking, and she has you next to her as her personal taster.
She knows nothing better than taking a tea spoon and dipping it into the pot with some soup or a bowl with dough, scooping a little of the substance up and then bringing it to your lips for you to taste her culinary adventure.
There's just something about how you just so obediently open up your mouth the moment she encourages you with just a little press of the spoon against your cute lips.
And she can't help but praise you every time after you take in all she gives you - and if you don't, she encourages you so gently that your knees are turning to jello just from hearing her speak to you that way.
But, the best part would be when a little bit of whatever substance she had you taste ends up staining or dripping down your lower lip.
Because then she has the excuse to touch your cute pudgy face - she always uses one hand to softly cup your full cheeks and tilt your head, while she uses the thumb on her free hand to carefully wipe off the droplet off your lips.
Oftentimes though, Van Pelt would wait for just a moment to have the substance drip down your chin too, because she's secretly a sucker for caressing the soft pudge under your chin - the "double chin" as someone might call it.
But if you think that's not enough, then I'll let you know that Grace doesn't just like to wipe the smear off your face.
Because some days, she does more than that. Some days she can't help it because you're just too sweet looking, and she straight up ends up kissing the droplet off your lips.
And if that's still not enough: here and there she might let the substance drip down your chin, but she don't use her hand to clean your face - she'll use her tongue.
She'll just go ahead and give a slow and long lick to your face, from your chin up to your lips before planting a hungry kiss to your plump lips.
And oftentimes, a single kiss isn't really where this ends...
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