#patriotwrites

[merkeplier]

✉ meemees

Luka: 5 unsent and 1 sent

[Darcy -> Luka: unsent]Fuck me. I'm no good for you. Why do you keep giving me a chance?

[Darcy -> Luka: unsent] Sometimes I think about dying, but then I think about you and realize everything isn't so bad.

[Darcy -> Luka: unsent] I'm supposed to be fucking some girl named Stacey but I couldn't do it. I'm not even your boyfriend and it feels like I'm cheating on you.

[Darcy -> Luka: unsent] I wish you were here at this benefit with me. You'd make up funny stories about all these assholes. You wouldn't let me fuck myself over just to make my dad happy.

[Darcy -> Luka: unsent] I just heard you defending me. You shouldn't make the other maids hate you just because I'm a massive fuck up.

[Darcy -> Luka: sent] I threw up on my new shoes. Can you come get me?

Ilie: 5 unsent and 1 sent

[Astrid -> Ilie: unsent] My grandmother thinks that I need to find a nice boy like you to settle down with. How can I tell her that you aren't as nice as everyone thinks? Or that you're the exact kind of boy I want to settle down with?

[Astrid -> Ilie: unsent] This is the first time I've ever done something like this. I should feel bad but I don't. Why is that?

[Astrid -> Ilie: unsent] A really nice guy asked me out on a date today and I turned him down because of you. There's no way I can tell you that I actually have feelings for you. This is just sex. Super awesome sex, but still. Just is just.

[Astrid -> Ilie: unsent] You literally just left but I wished that you'd stay the night. Just once. I bet you look super adorable when you've just gotten up.

[Astrid -> Ilie: unsent] I'm pregnant. Oh, my god I'm pregnant! I'm turning into my mother. What are we going to do? Would you stay with me if I kept the baby? Could you ever really love me? I don't know what to do. I'm so scared. Please come over.

[Astrid -> Ilie: sent] When will you be done with bible study tonight? I just started touching myself and I need you so bad.

[crookedwrites]

just a reminder that CYLANAZ IS MY LYF @kane

[crookedwrites]

txt - "you looked so fucking hot today." // txt - "did you fuck her?" Cylanaz B)

[incoming]: you looked so fucking hot today.

[outgoing]: Thanks, but I believe my birthday suit needs to be cleaned now after workign so hard today.[outgoing]: You gonna hurry back and give me a hand?

[incoming]: did you fuck her?  

[outgoing]: Ew, no, Cylana, really?![outgoing]: Besides, I have a very specific taste. [outgoing]: 5′1 3/4″, blonde, psycho, full figured, named Cylana.[outgoing]: Oh, and they have to accuse me of sleeping with other women every five minutes.

[crookedwrites]

Simple / Symbolic Cylanaz B)

SIMPLE / SYMBOLIC QUESTIONS ABT YOUR OTP

which one of them always has colder hands: i feel like this would be naz for some reason??? NONO imma say naz always has cold feet and cylana always has cold hands and they always press them against each other bc they’re fucking stupid and it pisses each other off but also usually leads to forking bc they’re fucking stupidwhich one of them is afraid of thunderstorms: NEITHER but cylana uses it as an excuse to cuddle up to him in any given situation whether they r alone or in the middle of a funeral honestly lmfao pretends to be scared so she can’t take her rightful place as queen of NAZ’S LAPwhich one of them gets along better with kids: nazario lmfaooowhich one of them stops to pet stranger’s dogs: cylanawhich one of them gets overwhelmed by small acts of kindness: maybe naz about cylana doing something HAHAH him: when was stas here??? cylana: I AM IRATE him: is confused bc literally thought random act of kindness was stas which one of them sleeps in later: cylanawhich sides of the bed do they sleep on: naz on left, cylana on right this was too fast/easy to answer i didn’t even have to think i just had to make sure i didn’t have my left/right mixed up i am too gay for them HHHHHdo they grocery shop as a unit or do they split up: unitwhich one is better at mario kart: they’re both equally as good and try their damned hardest bc naz likes to see cylana get pissed about losing and cylana likes to see naz SHOWING EMOTION?????????? ya he loses his shit (except in the naz why HAHAH)which one of them lost their virginity first: shit this i do not know they r both hoes imma just say same age or approx. bc most likely plus we have plenty of verses where they lose it to each other B)which one of them only has a facebook out of obligation: NAZARIOwhich one of them suggests compromise when they know they’re wrong: NAZARIO

[crookedwrites]

cylanaz for the "send me a ship" meme (¬‿¬)

send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: cylanawakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: cylanasends the other unsolicited nudes: cylanabrags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: lmao neithercomes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: cylanablows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: CYLANAkilled the guy (also, which hid the body): LMFAO UM YA BOTH but in the way this is implying, CYLANAwears the least clothing around the house: ya cylana… except also naz bc underwear only most of the time and cylana probably just a shirt i meanhas icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: NAZZZZ but cylana too and she’s like EW NAZ UR SO GROSS AND UGLY imeediately after

[crookedwrites]

leemoo venticoffemigleo

will i play with this face claim: yes / NO / very selectively / only if it’s the canon fcif no, is it because they are over used: yes / no / it’s due to past experiencecomments: HE’S UGLY BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE NO BYE LEA  V E WHO DAT?? IDK

SEND ME A FACE CLAIM & I WILL ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS.

[crookedwrites]

Cylanaz NSFW B)

Who kissed who first?: Probably Naz in every AU omfg. Who made the first move?: Cylana coercing Naz into doing it. What’s the relationship like?: a trainwreck, a beautiful fantastic trainwreckWho’s the most possessive?: BOTH OF THEM??? LIKE REALLY BADWhat is their favourite way to kiss?: every way ? everywhere alwaysWho tops during sex?: this changes every five minutesThoughts on sex toys?: “ya sure fine fun not that we neED them”Most sensitive areas?: um god i was ready to put so much thought into this but they act like they’re going to die every time they’re neXT to each other so UM i can’t even answer this god they’re so fuckgni asjdlkfjasldkjlaskdj BYEDo they shower/bathe together? If so, how far does anything go?: always and it goes to the same place it always does :~)How do they like their sex?: every way How rough can the sex get before it’s taken too far?: despite being mass murderers hitting/slapping and any other type of traditionally abusive type things don’t really fly with them, but like choking is nice fine ?? and spankin g is fun but they probably don’t do it during sex bc that’s lame lmao and he does lots of biting and she does lots of scratching so really just like hitting and shit Favourite sex positions?: every position availableIf they would have a threesome, who would their third choice be?: “THAT PERSON PROBABLY HAS RABIES GOD NO” pls refer to the fourth one ty

[crookedwrites]

☼ B) cylanaz ☼ B) kaistas ☼ B) rayla

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss.............