Friendly reminder that admin had a quarter life bird identity crisis on Pottermore
Okay, context. Buckle your seat belts because this is a roller coaster.
So, late last year I had some free time at work (I work at my college library and we’re allowed to do homework and stuff), and I decided to finally switch my account over from Pottermore to Wizarding World. I switched over the account, all was well. However, when it asked if I wanted to transfer over my old information I accidentally clicked no. Still, I sorted myself, got my correct house of Ravenclaw. All was well.
Until I went to get my patronus. Now, my original patronus was a magpie. I believe this to be my true patronus, and have always deeply identified with it. So I pray for a bit of luck that I’ll get it.
An eagle. I sigh in disappointment, but it’s pretty cool. I’m a proud Ravenclaw, and it’s my house mascot. Still— it’s not my patronus. So I delete my account, make a new one, and go again.
“Great”, I think, “A bloody heron. What, do I have a thing with birds?” Still, third times the charm, right? I’m getting birds, I’m on the right track.
This is starting to get old. I don’t even know what a fucking nightjar is. And I keep getting excited when my patronus starts flying cause I think I got it, and then the species name shows up. I, however, am a tenacious individual and will not give up.
Okay, I’m officially questioning my human existence. WHY DO I ONLY GET FUCKING BIRDS? Also, is this a commentary on my height? Not appreciated.
The next two rounds, I get a pheasant and a fucking buzzard. This website is mocking me and slowly sending me down a spiral of lesser birdom. Started with an eagle and now we’re here.
I am officially no longer human. I am bird, bird is me. Knock me down and with my wings I shall fly. At least we’re back to cooler birds now.
Throughout the course of the two hours of my shift I also got:
- osprey
- marsh harrier
- adder
- sparrow hawk
- at least two other kinds of owls
During this, I am texting my friends every kind of bird I get, slowly descending into madness as I come to terms with the fact that I AM BIRD. A student checked out a book about birds and I wanted to cry.
Finally, my boss took pity on my bird soul and printed out a guide on how to get magpie. And thus I finally got my true patronus— AFTER GETTING EVERY OTHER FUCKING KIND OF BIRD ONE COULD POSSIBLY GET BESIDES MY ACTUAL PATRONUS.
And that is the story of how I had a quarter life bird identity crisis due to Pottermore. At least I am magpie once again.
¡EXPECTO PATRONUM! Es aquello que un mago invoca cuándo se encuentra en una situación peligrosa; los Patronus , también llamados "animales protectores" vienen a nuestra ayuda y cada uno tiene su característica particular ¿Quieres saber cuál el tuyo?
Simplemente tuve curiosidad 😗😗😗 no soy una fanática de Harry Potter, simplemente fue por curiosidad... Me toco un perro, y eso que tengo en mi casa a 4 perros y un gato 😗 (aún así los amo a mis coditas peludas 😙😙😙😘😘😘).
Imagine in the future we could use technology to measure the happiness of a memory identify what was happy about it and if the emotion towards the memory would be strong enough to defeat a dementor and able to record your personality just by looking at your brain . We could finally find out an accurate patronus test.
So I've been absent from this page for a while. I apologize for this, but between graduating from university, getting a new job, and just life in general, I was slipping back into my old habits. However, I want to get this page going again! Send me questions, fan art that you want posted, fanfics, what you Patronus is, anything that you want to represent this page! Come one Pukindors! Let's revive this page together!
So I got bored some months ago and decided to try and figure out what Patronuses the casts of Danganronpa 1 and 2. But there aren’t any official descriptions of what each Patronus really means. So, refusing to give up, I found this spreadsheet from this reddit and guessed what each character would put as their answer, and went through the spreadsheet to figure out their Patronuses. Why would I expend all of this effort? Because I wanted to know their Patronuses and by GOD I would figure it out. And now I have.
Below are the selected answers and Patronuses of Class 78. Class 77 will be in another post. It’s a long post under the readmore so...beware
Sayaka Maizono
Shine, Thorn, Sun, Serve, Dream
Make, Bright, Sweet, Warm, Bone, Smooth
Escape, Preen, Sense, Earth, Over
Forever, Who, Free, Together, Lost, Speak
Trust, Grey, Spirit, Impress, Listen
Cheetah
Leon Kuwata
Shine, Thorn, Sun, Seek, Dream
Make, Bright, Salt, Warm, Bone, Rough
Escape, Play, Feel, Stone, Over
Sometimes, Who, Free, Alone, Lost, Speak
Trust, Black, Spirit, Impress, Touch
Pine Marten
Chihiro Fujisaki
Glow, Leaf, Rain, Seek, Discover
Make, Bright, Sweet, Warm, Blood, Smooth
Save, Play, Think, Stone, Under
Forever, Why, Safe, Alone, Lost, Silent
Hope, White, Mind, Comfort, Watch
Falcon
Mondo Oowada
Shine, Blade, Wind, Protect, Discover
Improve, Shadow, Salt, Warm, Blood, Rough
Lead, Preen, Feel, Stone, Around
Forever, Why, Free, Together, Found, Speak
Trust, Black, Spirit, Impress, Touch
Peacock
Kiyotaka Ishimaru
Shine, Leaf, Sun, Seek, Discover
Make, Bright, Salt, Cold, Bone, Smooth
Lead, Preen, Think, Stone, Around
Forever, Why, Safe, Together, Found, Speak
Hope, White, Heart, Advise, Touch
Rottweiler
Hifumi Yamada
Glow, Blade, Rain, Serve, Dream
Improve, Shadow, Sweet, Warm, Blood, Smooth
Save, Play, Feel, Stone, Under
Forever, Who, Safe, Alone, Lost, Speak
Trust, Grey, Heart, Impress, Watch
Brown Hare
Celestia Ludenberg
Glitter, Thorn, Rain, Seek, Dream
Improve, Shadow, Sweet, Cold, Blood, Smooth
Escape, Preen, Think, Stone, Over
Sometimes, Who, Free, Alone, Found, Silent
Hope, Black, Mind, Impress, Listen
Leopardess
Sakura Oogami
Glow, Blade, Wind, Protect, Dance
Make, Bright, Sweet, Warm, Bone Rough
Save, Prowl, Sense, Wood, Around
Forever, Who, Safe, Together, Found, Silent
Trust, Grey, Spirit, Advise, Listen
Sharp, Deep, Awake, Dew, Ripple, Huny
Legend, Serenity, Impossible, Enchant, Jinx
Erumpent
Aoi Asahina
Glitter, Leaf, Rain, Protect, Dance
Improve, Bright, Sweet, Warm, Bone, Smooth
Save, Play, Feel, Earth, Under
Forever, Who, Free, Found, Speak
Love, White, Heart, Comfort, Touch
Dolphin
Yasuhiro Hagakure
Glitter, Leaf, Sun, Seek, Dream
Make, Bright, Sweet, Warm, Blood, Rough
Escape, Play, Sense, Earth, Around
Forever, Who, Free, Together, Found, Speak
Hope, Grey, Spirit, Advise, Listen
Badger
Toko Fukawa
Glow, Thorn, Rain, Serve, Dream
Make, Shadow, Salt, Cold, Bone, Rough
Escape, Prowl, Think, Stone, Under
Sometimes, Why, Safe, Alone, Lost, Silent
Hope, Grey, Mind, Advise, Watch
Sleek, Deep, Asleep, Frost, Ripple, Create
Myth, Serenity, Eternal, Bewitch, Jinx
Thestral
Genocider Syo (Do split personalities have different Patronuses?)
I took the sorting test. Turns out, I’m a Ravenclaw. Everyone who sees this post I’m curious to find out, so what’s your house? Oh, and my Patronus is a python, so can you tell me your Patronuses too?